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Song Parodies -> "Dumber Than Dumb"
Original Song Title:
"How Far We've Come"
Original Performer:
Matchbox 20
Parody Song Title:
"Dumber Than Dumb"
Parody Written by:
Jeremy Otto
The Lyrics
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Hey schmoe,
Hey schmoe,
Hey schmoe
I'm waking up at the end of my algebra class,
If I get failing grades can you give me a pass
For I wonder how my life would be with more brains than brawn
I'm pretty good at crushing beer cans just by using my head
Though the professors tell me drop the booze and study instead
Can you tell me what was ever really special about smarts all this time?
[Chorus]
But I smart people tend to be quite dull
Oh well my brain is less than half full
Let's be dumber than dumb
Let's be dumber than dumb
Well I believe my IQ must be less than ten
Oh well, I guess I'm as smart as a hen
Let's be dumber than dumb
Let's be dumber than dumb
I think I learned two plus two but I don't really know
And I can't remember a thing but that new TV show
Started watching and I couldn't stop myself
I started drooling cause my brain wouldn't function
I sat down on that couch played my Playstation Three
Hoped that just maybe McDonald's just might hire me
Learn to flip fries if you've got someone you can flip those fries for
But I smart people tend to be quite dull
Oh well my brain is less than half full
Let's be dumber than dumb right now
Let's be dumber than dumb
Well I believe my IQ must be less than ten
Oh well, I guess I'm as smart as a hen
Let's be dumber than dumb
Let's be dumber than dumb
I'm dumb dumb baby, I'm all dumb
There's no way I'll get good grades so I'll just be a bum
Well I'm a fool fool, I'm a silly fool
But that's okay with me, is it okay for you?
Well I'm dumb dumb baby, I'm all dumb
There's nothing left for me to do but sit on my bum
Well I failed school, school, I had just failed school
Now it's playtime for me, and it's partytime too
I believe the nerds miss out on all the fun
Ignorance is bliss; tell everyone:
Let's be dumber than dumb
Let's be dumber than dumb
Well I believe smartness is just for the birds
Oh well, so what if I know few words
Let's be dumber than dumb, again
Like Larry, Curly and Moe
Let's be dumber than dumb
Like Larry, Curly and Moe
Let's be dumber than dumb
Like Larry, Curly and Moe
Let's be dumber than dumb
Like Larry, Curly and Moe
Let's be dumber than dumb
Hey schmoe,
Hey schmoe
I'm waking up at the end of my algebra class,
If I get failing grades can you give me a pass
For I wonder how my life would be with more brains than brawn
I'm pretty good at crushing beer cans just by using my head
Though the professors tell me drop the booze and study instead
Can you tell me what was ever really special about smarts all this time?
[Chorus]
But I smart people tend to be quite dull
Oh well my brain is less than half full
Let's be dumber than dumb
Let's be dumber than dumb
Well I believe my IQ must be less than ten
Oh well, I guess I'm as smart as a hen
Let's be dumber than dumb
Let's be dumber than dumb
I think I learned two plus two but I don't really know
And I can't remember a thing but that new TV show
Started watching and I couldn't stop myself
I started drooling cause my brain wouldn't function
I sat down on that couch played my Playstation Three
Hoped that just maybe McDonald's just might hire me
Learn to flip fries if you've got someone you can flip those fries for
But I smart people tend to be quite dull
Oh well my brain is less than half full
Let's be dumber than dumb right now
Let's be dumber than dumb
Well I believe my IQ must be less than ten
Oh well, I guess I'm as smart as a hen
Let's be dumber than dumb
Let's be dumber than dumb
I'm dumb dumb baby, I'm all dumb
There's no way I'll get good grades so I'll just be a bum
Well I'm a fool fool, I'm a silly fool
But that's okay with me, is it okay for you?
Well I'm dumb dumb baby, I'm all dumb
There's nothing left for me to do but sit on my bum
Well I failed school, school, I had just failed school
Now it's playtime for me, and it's partytime too
I believe the nerds miss out on all the fun
Ignorance is bliss; tell everyone:
Let's be dumber than dumb
Let's be dumber than dumb
Well I believe smartness is just for the birds
Oh well, so what if I know few words
Let's be dumber than dumb, again
Like Larry, Curly and Moe
Let's be dumber than dumb
Like Larry, Curly and Moe
Let's be dumber than dumb
Like Larry, Curly and Moe
Let's be dumber than dumb
Like Larry, Curly and Moe
Let's be dumber than dumb
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Jeremy: I thought this was quite well written. The pacing was just a bit off. I like the OS a lot. Don't let this fool you: This is a great parody. For this song, your IQ is 455.
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