Previews- the films and stuff to come
This movie's not free from dumb
This romance I hate
The exploitation age
They'll know my name
Waltz into scum, and throw some popcorn at the stage

Love- they want it
Love- they want it
Love, love, love, love, love

You came to see the slobscene
I know it is a gross scene
It's stupid like a sex scene
And it's so dang disgusting
disgusting, yeah

You want commitment
Put on a G-string
Get your arms around him
Now you're going down, downtown
You want commitment
Put on a G-string
Get your arms around him
Now get off the screen screen

[Cheerleaders:] watch the screen
Watch, watch the screen
Watch the screen baby
And puke

While they make love
We close our eyes
And wait for the end
We have our popcorn,
But no more money to spend
They told us this is good
We know it sucks
watch out here comes the scene
With Toby's horse and such

Love- they want it
Love- they want it
Love, love, love, love, love

You came to see the slobscene
I know it is a gross scene
It's stupid like a sex scene
And it's so dang disgusting
disgusting, yeah

You want commitment
Put on a G-string
Get your arms around him
Now you're going down, downtown
You want commitment
Put on a G-string
Get your arms around him
Now get off the screen screen

[Cheerleaders:] watch the screen
Watch, watch the screen
Watch the screen baby
And puke
watch the screen
Watch, watch the screen
Watch the screen baby
And puke

You came to see the slobscene
I know it is a gross scene
It's stupid like a sex scene
And it's so dang disgusting
disgusting, yeah

You want commitment
Put on a G-string
Get your arms around him
Now you're going down, downtown
You want commitment
Put on a G-string
Get your arms around him
Now get off the screen screen

[Cheerleaders & Manson:] watch the screen
Watch, watch the screen
Watch the screen baby
And puke
watch the screen
Watch, watch the screen
Watch the screen baby
And puke