On your table is every plate
Tuna and pike and some turkey baked
You’ll be stuffed but you’ll still eat
You’ll chow down this Thanksgiving

This is Thanksgiving, This is Thanksgiving
Some ice cream for dessert, Delight!
This is Thanksgiving nobody touched lima beans
Pick your meat: Is it sausage, ham or pork you’ll like
Each food noun here has made its scene
Don’t freak out its Thanksgiving!

There is a knife sticking in me I’m bread
I’m unarmed but still butter is spread

In your fruit salad hides apples and pears
With forks I’m shanked but I could hardly care

This is Thanksgiving! This is Thanksgiving!
Thanksgiving! Thanksgiving! Thanksgiving! Thanksgiving!

You’ll chow down… We won’t moan
We’re all impaled by spork’s metal prongs
Don’t freak out though we’re singing now
Everyone’s hungry for the pumpkin pie!

Grab that butter and spread it on your canned Spam
Your food’s dancing like in “Beauty and the Beast”
This is Thanksgiving, You can blame that Absinthe drink
Lemons square dance with the limes

Won’t say “Ouch” we won’t whine
Grab a yam and take a bite
Slup down the soup we won’t try to fight
Now it’s time to eat! Now it’s time to eat!
On this day it’s Thanksgiving!!!!

I am the trout that will flop on your plate
In the gravy I’ll splash or maybe your champagne

I am the brew that can sing like Cher

I am the gin who will curse and swear

I’m the potato and it is my fright
To wind up mashed so I’m taking flight

This is Thanksgiving, This is Thanksgiving
Thanksgiving, Thanksgiving, Thanksgiving, Thanksgiving
Thanksgiving, Thanksgiving

Dubstep dumplings has the bass blare
Ska punk buns add trumpet fanfare
We’ll be globs in your belly
You’ll chow down its Thanksgiving!

On this day you’ll be a fat cow
Fry up some bacon and some curly fries

Musical snacks? Might think you’re going whack
Don’t scream it’s just whimsy
Bouncing roast beef makes you grin!
This is Thanksgiving! Everybody eat!
Won’t you please calm down there’s nothing that wrong with your mind

So relax and put on some stretchy pants
Food you’ll inhale cause it’s Turkey Day now!

This is Thanksgiving! This is Thanksgiving!
Thanksgiving! Thanksgiving! Thanksgiving! Thanksgiving!

You’ll chow down… Your mouth foams
Hearing us wail makes you toss your bong

La, la, la
La, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la… FOOD!!!!