Song Parodies -> The Old Biddies
| Original Song Title: | "The Nobodies" |
| Original Performer: | Marilyn Manson |
| Parody Song Title: | "The Old Biddies" |
| Parody Written by: | Wreckage Bitch |
In England, old people are sometimes called biddies. Don't know why either.
Today I am thirty
I want to be pretty
Tomorrow, I know Im just old.
Today I am thirty
I want to be pretty
Tomorrow, I know Im just old.
We are the old biddies
We wanna have young bodies
When were botoxed,
They won’t know how old we are
We are the old biddies
We wanna have young bodies
When were botoxed,
They won’t know how old we are
Yesterday I was thirty
Wanted to be pretty
I know now that I’m forever old
Yesterday I was thirty
Wanted to be pretty
I know now that Im forever old
We are the old biddies
We wanna have young bodies
When were botoxed,
They won’t know how old we are
We are the old biddies
We wanna have young bodies
When were botoxed,
They won’t know how old we are
Some scalpel slipped the other day
Took off too much of her face,
In surgery we left our faith,
You should have seen the health costs that day.
I want to be pretty
Tomorrow, I know Im just old.
Today I am thirty
I want to be pretty
Tomorrow, I know Im just old.
We are the old biddies
We wanna have young bodies
When were botoxed,
They won’t know how old we are
We are the old biddies
We wanna have young bodies
When were botoxed,
They won’t know how old we are
Yesterday I was thirty
Wanted to be pretty
I know now that I’m forever old
Yesterday I was thirty
Wanted to be pretty
I know now that Im forever old
We are the old biddies
We wanna have young bodies
When were botoxed,
They won’t know how old we are
We are the old biddies
We wanna have young bodies
When were botoxed,
They won’t know how old we are
Some scalpel slipped the other day
Took off too much of her face,
In surgery we left our faith,
You should have seen the health costs that day.
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