Song Parodies -> Disposable Teeth.
| Original Song Title: | "Disposable Teens" |
| Original Performer: | Marilyn Manson |
| Parody Song Title: | "Disposable Teeth." |
| Parody Written by: | Wreckage Bitch |
I make the dentist’s dough
I was a sweet toothed sod
Now I got a mouth of flesh and gums
And I'm a dental distortion
From sugar portions
That grinded the enamel down
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah
I wanna thank you Mars,
I wanna thank you Twix,
For bringing these chomping teeth to a bitter end,
I never really hated one toothbrush,
But to god seeing dentists I hated.
I was told about dental hygiene,
But the sweets were a great big hit
I wouldn’t go and see the dentist man,
Now my mouth’s filled with plastic kit.
They're disposable teeth
They're disposable teeth
They're disposable teeth
They're disposable
They're disposable teeth
They're disposable teeth
They're disposable teeth
They're disposable
I was told about dental hygiene,
But the sweets were a great big hit
I wouldn’t go and see the dentist man,
Now my mouth’s filled with plastic kit.
Yeah yeah yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah
If you don’t fill holes the bigger they get
The more you don’t fill holes the bigger they get
And don't be suprised, don't be suprised
Don't be suprised if they extract it
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah
I was told about dental hygiene,
But the sweets were a great big hit
I wouldn’t go and see the dentist man,
Now my mouth’s filled with plastic kit.
Yeah yeah yeah
I was told about dental hygiene,
But the sweets were a great big hit
I wouldn’t go and see the dentist man,
Now my mouth’s filled with plastic kit.
Yeah yeah yeah
They're disposable teeth
They're disposable teeth
They're disposable teeth
They're disposable
They're disposable teeth
They're disposable teeth
They're disposable teeth
They're disposable.
I was a sweet toothed sod
Now I got a mouth of flesh and gums
And I'm a dental distortion
From sugar portions
That grinded the enamel down
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah
I wanna thank you Mars,
I wanna thank you Twix,
For bringing these chomping teeth to a bitter end,
I never really hated one toothbrush,
But to god seeing dentists I hated.
I was told about dental hygiene,
But the sweets were a great big hit
I wouldn’t go and see the dentist man,
Now my mouth’s filled with plastic kit.
They're disposable teeth
They're disposable teeth
They're disposable teeth
They're disposable
They're disposable teeth
They're disposable teeth
They're disposable teeth
They're disposable
I was told about dental hygiene,
But the sweets were a great big hit
I wouldn’t go and see the dentist man,
Now my mouth’s filled with plastic kit.
Yeah yeah yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah
If you don’t fill holes the bigger they get
The more you don’t fill holes the bigger they get
And don't be suprised, don't be suprised
Don't be suprised if they extract it
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah
I was told about dental hygiene,
But the sweets were a great big hit
I wouldn’t go and see the dentist man,
Now my mouth’s filled with plastic kit.
Yeah yeah yeah
I was told about dental hygiene,
But the sweets were a great big hit
I wouldn’t go and see the dentist man,
Now my mouth’s filled with plastic kit.
Yeah yeah yeah
They're disposable teeth
They're disposable teeth
They're disposable teeth
They're disposable
They're disposable teeth
They're disposable teeth
They're disposable teeth
They're disposable.
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One of the best Marilyn Manson parodies I've seen. .."For bringing these chomping teeth to a bitter end" was the best line, especially after thanking "Twix" and "Mars" immediately preceding it.
Love the parody! LOL Great job.
I have a sweet tooth for this parody! 5 crowns, 5 bridges and 5 full mouth restorations for ya`!
A biting parody.
AWESOME!!!!!!!
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