Song Parodies -> These Are The New Grits

Original Song Title:

"This Is The New Sh**"

Original Performer:

Marilyn Manson

  
Parody Song Title:

"These Are The New Grits"

Parody Written by:

Billy Boyd

You say you never liked grits before
you won't feel that way anymore
Once you get a taste
of ours, you'll go insane

Yummy yummy good good
every bite is like a party
So, when you order eggs don't forget to try them
mmm mmm mmm, got your tummy tummy feelin' hungry
stick 'em in your mouth, and then, you're gonna sing along

Yummy yummy good good
every bite is like a party
So, when you order eggs, don't forget to try them
mmm mmm mmm, got your tummy tummy feelin' hungry
stick 'em in your mouth, and then, you're gonna sing

SO, ARE ALL YOU TRUCKERS READY
FOR THE NEW GRITS
COME AND GET IT
YOU'RE GONNA COME A RUNNIN'
THESE ARE THE NEW GRITS
COME AND GET IT
WILL YOU HATE 'EM? (NO!!!!!!!)
WILL YOU LOVE 'EM? (YEAH!!!!!!)
THESE ARE THE NEW GRITS
COME AND GET IT

Yummy yummy good good
every bite is like a party
So, when you order eggs, don't forget to try them
mmm mmm mmm, got your tummy tummy feelin' hungry
stick 'em in your mouth, and then, you're gonna sing along

You say you never liked grits before
you won't feel that way anymore
Once you get a taste
of ours, you'll feel no pain

SO, ARE ALL YOU TRUCKERS READY
FOR THE NEW GRITS
COME AND GET IT
YOU'RE GONNA COME A RUNNIN'
THESE ARE THE NEW GRITS
COME AND GET IT
WILL YOU HATE 'EM? (NO!!!!!!)
WILL YOU LOVE 'EM? (YEAH!!!!!!)
THESE ARE THE NEW GRITS
COME AND GET IT

Now, you all
we got the you know what
stick 'em you know where
hope you like 'em 'cause we care

Now, you all
we got the you know what
stick 'em you know where
hope you like 'em 'cause we care

Now, you all
we got the you know what
stick 'em you know where
hope you like 'em 'cause we care

Now, you all
we got the you know what
stick 'em you know where
hope you like 'em 'cause we care

Yummy yummy good good
every bite is like a party
So, when you order eggs, don't forget to try them
mmm mmm mmm, got your tummy tummy feelin' hungry
stick 'em in your mouth, and then, you're gonna sing

SO, ARE ALL YOU TRUCKERS READY
FOR THE NEW GRITS
COME AND GET IT
YOU'RE GONNA COME A RUNNIN'
THESE ARE THE NEW GRITS
COME AND GET IT
WILL YOU HATE 'EM? (NO!!!!!)
WILL YOU LOVE 'EM? (YEAH!!!!!!!)
THESE ARE THE NEW GRITS
COME AND GET IT

So, let us fee-eed yall
So, let us fee-eed yall
So, let us fee-eed yall
So, let us fee-eed yall

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hannah - October 20, 2005 - Report this comment
OH MY GOD.....hahahah totally love this!!! best of the lot, you should so totally do more!!!! wow!!!

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