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Song Parodies -> "I Hate The Cold Weather"

Original Song Title:

"We Belong Together"

Original Performer:

Mariah Carey

Parody Song Title:

"I Hate The Cold Weather"

Parody Written by:

Abbott Skelding

The Lyrics

This is my ode to everyone who hates the winter season.
I just don't like it
The cold weather, the wind and the snow
You have to bundle tight
It is the worst thing that I know
Cause you can't do nothing
It is stupid
It is foolish
I am surely no elf
It would feel almost one hundred times better
Go without my gloves
Never imagined I'd be
Sitting here inside the snow

Cause I really hate snow
I just want it to go
But I'd rather have anything
Than that cold stuff
This feeling, hate this feeling
But I do not have a choice
The chill that's running down my spine
I do not feel rejoice
Oh, what I wouldn't give
To get rid of this cold weather
Right now, 'cause surely

When it snows, I feel so damn chilly
I would rather go rake leaves
Old Man Winter please, 'cause
I hate the cold weather
Why would anybody want to play in that stuff?
I am sitting inside waiting for the sun to come up
Anything- take it's place
Heat is totally better
Cause surely baby, I hate the cold weather

I can't sleep at night
When my toes are so cold
The local news is on the radio
Telling to me
'If you think you're freezing now'
Wait a minute
This is just wrong, just wrong
I gotta change the station
So I turn the dial
Trying to catch a break
And then I hear "8 Degrees"
Winter, I just hate you
Hated you from the start
I would surely have warmer weather
Why don't you just depart?
I'm running out of sweatshirts and blankets
I'm burning things
Trying to figure out
Why this season is wrong
This weather was here all day long
It's not even as cold
As it is outside
I need you
Need you Summer, come back baby

[Chorus x2]

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Pacing: 4.5
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Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 8

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Stephen Harrington - March 08, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but 555 anyway because I agree with you, I don't like cold weather either.
Larry Hensley - March 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Well done.
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - March 10, 2006 - Report this comment
I hate, hate, hate the cold winters here in Sweden, especially the ones when the temperature moves up and down all the time so that it is +5 C and slippery snowmud in the days and -15 C at night and we get slippery ice evere-f-ing-were when it's time to go to work in the morning. If I ever win the lottery I'm gonna move to the Sahara Desert or Alice Springs or somewhere like that. But I just rant here, 5s.
Karma Halliwell - March 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Wow thats the best one ive seen all day!!

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