Song Parodies -> "Diet Another Day"

Original Song Title:

"Die Another Day"

Original Performer:

"Diet Another Day"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

A weighty topic ;-D

I'm gonna cut back, yes and no
I'm gonna miss foods I love
I'm gonna watch what I eat
I'm gonna fix my body- HOW???

Progress, has been delayed
Progress, has been delayed
Progress, has been delayed
Progress, has been delayed

I guess I'll diet another day
(A price to pay)
I guess I'll diet another day
(A price to pay)
I guess I'll diet another day
(A price to pay)
I guess I'll diet another day

So annoyed
Bad fad diets
Bad fad diets
Bad fad diets

I'm gonna try to cycle
I'm gonna join-up at a gym
I'm gonna drop my weight below (X-lbs)
I'm gonna fix my body- HOW???

Sweat, sweat (out of breath)

I think I'll try another way
Don’t want my waist to grow
I guess I'll diet another day
I’ll just take it real slow

For those sat fats, I'll have to pay
It’s such hard work, counting all day
I think I'll try another way
I’ll just take it real slow

I'm gonna avoid bakeries
I'm gonna cut food expenses
I'm gonna avoid health dangers
I'm gonna fix my body- HOW???

Progress, has been delayed
I guess I'll diet another day
Progress, has been delayed
I guess I'll diet another day

I think I'll try another way
Don’t want my waist to grow
I guess I'll diet another day
I’ll just take it real slow

Sweat, sweat (out of breath)

[Coughs]

Progress, has been delayed
I guess I'll diet another day
Progress, has been delayed
I guess I'll diet another day

A price to pay
A price to pay
A price to pay
A price to pay
A price to pay
A lot to weigh

Threw my scale away…

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Porfle Popnecker - June 11, 2012 - Report this comment

A definite improvement over the OS.

Rob Arndt - June 11, 2012 - Report this comment

There are so many variations as substitute for Die that I just thought of diet and went with it. As I've stated before, I just write whatever comes to mind when in front of my MS WPS.

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