-> "Retaliation"
Original Song Title:
"Celebration"
Parody Song Title:
"Retaliation"
The Lyrics
You’re coming over the border, yeah I heard it round the fence line
You bringing drugs or birthers? Forget about it, doesn't matter
‘cause if you got paid it’s all good, we say do it,
Just be prepared for what’s in store
Above, a UAV’s watching
There's too much heat from the Border Patrol
Pressure from the suppliers, got to get under the wire,
Hold on tight and maintain control
Ambush is startling, yeah
‘Cause the Sentinels just weren’t fooled
They‘re armed and ready, yeah
‘Cause America’s damn sick and tired of you
Smugglers got a reputation, but you're in custody, so move it
To jail and then quick prosecution,
We’re gonna have to show you a new border tight, a brand new start
Otherwise, with Mexico at war
Put your arms behind you (cuffed)
Get into the van, you’re goin’ for a ride
We might make you disappear, maybe that will spark some fear
Maybe we’ll spill some of your blood tonight
This is no party, it's retaliation
Nobody will miss you
Let's get this started, no more reservations
‘Cause America’s damn sick and tired of you
We‘re damn tired of this undeclared war!
Dirty thugs and killers…
Face justice …Yeah
Staring down the barrels of AR-15 guns… (Sentinels laugh)
Was it worth DYING for?
[Sound of multiple rifles on full-auto fill the night as bodies drop]
This is no party, it's retaliation
Nobody will miss you
Let's get this started, no more reservations
‘Cause America’s damn sick and tired of you
This is no party, it's retaliation
Nobody will miss you
Let's get this started, no more reservations
‘Cause America’s damn sick and tired of you
Guys, you've got shot, it's retaliation
‘Cause illegals here are through
Let's get this started, no more reservations
‘Cause America’s damn sick and tired of you
Guys, you've got shot, it's retaliation
‘Cause illegals here are through
Let's get this started, no more reservations
‘Cause America’s damn sick and tired of you
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