A long long time ago,back in the eighties
Theatres around the world showed some movies
The slasher genre shocked everyone
There was blood and guts and fun
That's when we first met him...

Did you see his big ol' machette
Don't get caught in his net
If so he'll kill you
Now did you see those horny teens
He torn them of their shirts and jeans
And took out their lungs,colons and spleens

Well, I know he drowned many years ago
And in every sequel he has to put on a show
There's drugs,booze and sex
A bit more in "Jason X"

He was a lonely retard mama's boy
At first shy,timid and coy
The machette was his favourite toy
The scary zombie guy

I started singing

Take,take me of Crystal Lake
Jason's angry and he's pissed off
He's gonna turn us into steaks
He'll bash some heads and some bones he'll break
Saying:"This is just a stupid remake"
"This is just a stupid remake"

The counselors were shaggin' around
While poor Jason hit the ground
But he got back at them anyway
Well,we didn't expect any more
While Jason stabbed some stupid whore
And mashed the guts of stupid teenage boys

Well now in the camp the teenagers screamed
For what Jason had schemed
He beat the crap out of Freddy Krueger
In that epic crossover
And the psychopath I admired most
Is back again,so now we're toast
Don't get caught by
The scary zombie guy

We started singing

Take,take me of Crystal Lake
Jason's angry and he's pissed off
He's gonna turn us into steaks
He'll bash some heads and some bones he'll break
Saying:"This is just a stupid remake"
"This is just a stupid remake"

Take,take me of Crystal Lake
Jason's angry and he's pissed off
He's gonna turn us into steaks
He'll bash some heads and some bones he'll break
Saying:"This is just a stupid remake"
"This is just a stupid remake"

We started singin'
We started singin'
And he was killin'...