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Song Parodies -> "Vista Gripe"
Original Song Title:
"Ray Of Light"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Madonna
Parody Song Title:
"Vista Gripe"
Parody Written by:
satrain
The Lyrics
This is from the Windows XP commercial but been adapted to Windows Vista
He installed Vista on his computer
Do his fears of crashing, sink into his brain
He's got himself a computer crashed quickly
For a cursed computer, threatens everyone
And it crashed, when he just got home
And it crashed
And it crashed, when he just got home
And it crashed
Faster than a screaming jet it's crashing
Trying to empty his recycle bin
He's got himself a little piece of crap-en
Waiting for the time when the reboot is done
And it crashed, when he just got home
And it crashed
And it crashed, when he just got home
And it crashed
Slower than an injured mite
Slower than an injured mite
Slower than an injured mite
He installed Vista on his computer
Do his fears of crashing, sink into his brain
He's got himself a computer crashed quickly
For a cursed computer, threatens everyone
And it crashed!
Faster than a screaming jet
it blue-screened
Someone else has been there
Through the endless tears
He's got himself the Vista curse
He's got himself the Vista curse
He's got himself the Vista curse
And it crashed
And it crashed
And it crashed, when he just got home
And it crashed
Quicker than a screaming jet it's crashing
Louder than a screaming jet he's cursing
Do his fears of crashing, sink into his brain
He's got himself a computer crashed quickly
For a cursed computer, threatens everyone
And it crashed, when he just got home
And it crashed
And it crashed, when he just got home
And it crashed
Faster than a screaming jet it's crashing
Trying to empty his recycle bin
He's got himself a little piece of crap-en
Waiting for the time when the reboot is done
And it crashed, when he just got home
And it crashed
And it crashed, when he just got home
And it crashed
Slower than an injured mite
Slower than an injured mite
Slower than an injured mite
He installed Vista on his computer
Do his fears of crashing, sink into his brain
He's got himself a computer crashed quickly
For a cursed computer, threatens everyone
And it crashed!
Faster than a screaming jet
it blue-screened
Someone else has been there
Through the endless tears
He's got himself the Vista curse
He's got himself the Vista curse
He's got himself the Vista curse
And it crashed
And it crashed
And it crashed, when he just got home
And it crashed
Quicker than a screaming jet it's crashing
Louder than a screaming jet he's cursing
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Very good, very funny, very topical. Only one quibble: The second line of each verse should rhyme with the last. Parody lyrics should rhyme in the same places the original does. Other than that, good job!
Good parody but pacing is slightly off.
But Vista doesn't crash... and neither does XP. You must have installed some software you got off of EBay or Napster.
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