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Song Parodies -> "Mass Confusion"

Original Song Title:

"Love Profusion"

Original Performer:

Madonna

Parody Song Title:

"Mass Confusion"

Parody Written by:

Raymond L. M.

The Lyrics

Madonna tries to put together a wooden shelf and decides to make a song about it.......
I'm asking too many questions
I don't know what i'm doin'
There are no instructions
I am caught in confusion

and the mass confusion
how mad I feel
I do not know
this shelf is misshapen
how mad i feel
ruined my home

There are no other options
I think I need a vacation
I have lost 'bout a million
I wish I new what I was makin'

and the mass confusion
how mad I feel
I do not know
I need some medication
it makes me feel
I want to cry
it makes me feel
I want to cry
it makes me feel

i've got splinters under my skin
i've got splinters under my skin
i've got splinters under my skin
i've got splinters under my skin

there is no medicarion
I need some isolation
i've caused too much destruction
when im done i'll have a celebration

And i know my back feels bad
I think I should just sue
and the shelf, it looks so sad
only if my butler did not move

i've got splinters under my skin
i've got splinters under my skin
i've got splinters under my skin
i've got splinters under my skin

i've got splinters under my skin
i've got splinters under my skin
i've got splinters under my skin
i've got splinters under my skin

and the mass confusion
how mad i feel
i do not know
i need compensation

it makes me feel
I want to cry
it makes me feel
I want to cry
it makes me feel

i've got splinters under my skin
i've got splinters under my skin
i've got splinters under my skin
i've got splinters under my skin

i've got splinters under my skin
i've got splinters under my skin
i've got splinters under my skin
i've got splinters under my skin

And i know my back feels bad
I think I should just sue
and the shelf, it looks so sad
only if my butler did not move
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Dumb Ass Kid - March 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Well written but not really that funny. Madonna wouldn't make a shelf herself...hasn't she got like 2,000 man-servants to do it for her?!..

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