Under a new year's sky
It's a big party
Everyone is feeling all right
And they got a lot of snacks
As well as the booze
Then you ate a lot

Underneath the chandelier light
There's a whole lot of beans, all right
It might mess you up tonight

You can't try to resist
Cause it's ended the bliss
And you know
Yeah you know you like jalapeño dip
In light or dark
You'll surrender a fart
Cause you know
Yeah you know that you can't fight the bean dip
No, you can't fight it
It's gonna make you fart

There's no escape from beans
Smell the gentle breeze
That no one wants to admit
No matter what, you stink
It will be revealed
You'll run to the bathroom
Underneath the dark bathroom light
That's when you'll start feeling all right
We all smell your farts tonight

We will try to resist
Holding all our noses
Cause we know
Yeah we know that you can't fight the bean dip
Midnight, it's dark
You surrender your fart
We all know
We all know that you ate all the bean dip
And all of the beans
No matter what you do
The beans are gonna get to you

You can't try
But maybe take something

Then you find the bathroom spotlight
You post pics to your Facebook, not right
Sitting on the throne tonight

You can try not to poop
But you're oozing out goop
Now we know
Yeah we know that you can't fight the bean dip
Our next party
Oh it will be bean free
Cause we know
Yeah we know that you can't fight the bean dip
No, you can't fight it

You're still on the guest list
Though we hear your butt hiss
But we'll tell
Everyone to not bring any bean dip
We'll leave and then
Not speak of this again
But we'll know
Yeah we'll know that you can't fight the bean dip
You eat all the beans
And they'll make you crap and fart