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Song Parodies -> "Satan's Baby"

Original Song Title:

"Santa Baby"

Original Performer:

Kylie Minogue

Parody Song Title:

"Satan's Baby"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

Holiday song #3 of my Hallo-Christmas-Ween Parodies... This one is a tribute to the movie "Rosemary's Baby" (Note: The original was done by Eartha Kitt but I decided to do Kylie Minogue's version because it's a bit faster and more fun)
Satan's Baby
His mother is that chick Rosemary
Scary
Got involved with the cult
Satan's Baby
Is deep inside her tummy, That's right

Satan's Baby
Has peeper's like his father's, It's true
Red hue
Check out his wicked sneer
Satan's Baby
He's raising Hell, His crib is alight

The Dark Lord she never kissed
Yet that evil infant somehow exists
Never does guys with big red horns
Still she was pitchforked by this prick

Satan's Baby
Temperature's hot because of that tot
Don't taunt
That fallen angel she fears
Satan's Baby
Loves torturing his Nanny, That's right

Satan's Kiddie
Bottle of blood is what he drinks
So bleed
He's so out of his mind
Satan's Baby
Is glued to "Little Nicky", That's right

Satan Whoopee
Those bad boy's just want to have sex
She's wrecked
Birthed the next of blood line
Satan's Baby
He'll be a Tax Attorney in time

Had no date with Rosemary
The Devil's creation is a bit bratty
Cause when you hear him scream for food
Your soul is crushed by that banshee

Satan's Baby
Used no protection while in that fling
It stings
She rode Lucifer's bone
Satan's Baby
Was deep inside her tummy, That's right
Got a little tipsy that night
Baby's... A crime!

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Overall Rating: 3.9

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Patrick - November 10, 2014 - Report this comment
Satan's spawn will grow up to be a tax attorney? Ain't that the truth?
Matthias - November 10, 2014 - Report this comment
Ignore my random possessive words that are meant to be plural nouns... Must be the work if the devil
Dave W. - November 10, 2014 - Report this comment
That's one helluva funny parody.....you must be possessed by crazy demons....DEVIL COME OUT
Jonathan - November 10, 2014 - Report this comment
what the devil? 5's

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