Song Parodies -> "Can't Get You Out of My Spread"

Original Song Title:

"Can't Get You Out of My Head"

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Original Performer:

"Can't Get You Out of My Spread"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

This is inspired by a recent news show about someone getting some weird extras in the food and drinks.

Why, Why, Why?
Why, Why, Why, Why, Why?
Why, Why, Why?
Why, Why, Why, Why, Why?

Why, Why, Why?
Why, Why, Why, Why, Why?
Why, Why, Why?
Why, Why, Why, Why, Why?

I just can't get you out of my spread
There's a fly in my jam
It makes me pout

I just can't get you out of my spread
Boy, it's spoilt
Gastric flu? I had a bout

Why, Why, Why?
Why, Why, Why, Why, Why?
Why, Why, Why?
Why, Why, Why, Why, Why?

Is the food standards really that slack?
There's a moth in my Coke
It makes me pout

Has the food makers really kept track?
Of the foreigner's hair inside my Stout [beer]

Every night
Every day
Clutching my bowels in my arms

It's unsafe
And depraved

Drank some cidar
With spider
Felt ever
So hammered

Why, Why, Why
Why, Why, Why, Why, Why
Why, Why, Why
Why, Why, Why, Why, Why

I just can't get you out of my spread
There's a fly in my jam
It makes me pout

I just can't get you out of my spread
Boy, it's spoilt
Gastric flu? I had a bout

There's a dark
Secret 'gredi' [very bad attempt to shorten "ingredient"]
Don't get me shocked
In a cart [surgery stretcher]

Set me free
From the bee in my honey
No more fleas

Drank some cidar
With spider
Felt ever
So hammered

Why, Why, Why
Why, Why, Why, Why, Why
Why, Why, Why
Why, Why, Why, Why, Why

Why, Why, Why
Why, Why, Why, Why, Why
Why, Why, Why
Why, Why, Why, Why, Why

(I just can't get you out of my spread)

Why, Why, Why
Why, Why, Why, Why, Why
Why, Why, Why
Why, Why, Why, Why, Why

(I just can't get you out of my spread)

Why, Why, Why
Why, Why, Why, Why, Why
Why, Why, Why
Why, Why, Why, Why, Why

(Has the food makers really kept track?)

Why, Why, Why
Why, Why, Why, Why, Why
Why, Why, Why
Why, Why, Why, Why, Why

(Has the food makers really kept track?)

Why, Why, Why
Why, Why, Why, Why, Why
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Peregrin - December 04, 2008 - Report this comment

Rocky, is it the infamous "Coogee Bay Ice Cream" incident that was your inspiration?

Rocky Mak - December 05, 2008 - Report this comment

Not at all. Never heard of that. There was a news program a few days ago about a guy getting PIzza Hut Pizza with a fly on it. A friend of mine had shards of glass in his bottle of beer, so that was where I got the inspirations from.

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