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Song Parodies -> "Pokemon Cards"
Original Song Title:
"Milkshake"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Kelis
Parody Song Title:
"Pokemon Cards"
Parody Written by:
Mark Anthony Flores
The Lyrics
FOR THE NERDS
[Repeat x2]
My pokemon cards brings all the nerds to the yard,
and they're like,
you wanna trade cards
damn right i wanna trade cards
ill trade my pikachu ,
but not my charizard
I know you want it,
the thing that makes me,
what the nerds go crazy for.
They beg their moms,
for a pack of cards,
i think its time
[Chorus x2]
la la-la la la,
thundershock.
lala-lalala,
i need HP
My pokemon cards brings all the nerds to the yard,
and they're like,
you wanna trade cards
damn right i wanna trade cards
ill trade my pikachu ,
but not my charizard
i can see youre on it,
you want me to teach the
techniques that freaks these nerds,
it can't be bought,
just know, cheaters get caught,
watch if your smart,
[Chorus x2]
la la-la la la,
flamethrower
la la-la la la,
i need HP
My pokemon cards brings all the nerds to the yard,
and they're like,
you wanna trade cards
damn right i wanna trade cards
ill trade my pikachu ,
but not my charizard
Once you evolved,
everyone will look this way-so,
you must maintain your cards,
same time maintain your Hp,
just get the perfect blend,
plus what you have within,
then next his eyes are squint,
then he's picked up your gameplay,
[Chorus x2]
lala-lalala,
hydro blast,
lala-lalala,
The nerds are waiting
My pokemon cards brings all the nerds to the yard,
and they're like,
you wanna trade cards
damn right i wanna trade cards
ill trade my pikachu ,
but not my charizard
My pokemon cards brings all the nerds to the yard,
and they're like,
you wanna trade cards
damn right i wanna trade cards
ill trade my pikachu ,
but not my charizard
I know you want it,
the thing that makes me,
what the nerds go crazy for.
They beg their moms,
for a pack of cards,
i think its time
[Chorus x2]
la la-la la la,
thundershock.
lala-lalala,
i need HP
My pokemon cards brings all the nerds to the yard,
and they're like,
you wanna trade cards
damn right i wanna trade cards
ill trade my pikachu ,
but not my charizard
i can see youre on it,
you want me to teach the
techniques that freaks these nerds,
it can't be bought,
just know, cheaters get caught,
watch if your smart,
[Chorus x2]
la la-la la la,
flamethrower
la la-la la la,
i need HP
My pokemon cards brings all the nerds to the yard,
and they're like,
you wanna trade cards
damn right i wanna trade cards
ill trade my pikachu ,
but not my charizard
Once you evolved,
everyone will look this way-so,
you must maintain your cards,
same time maintain your Hp,
just get the perfect blend,
plus what you have within,
then next his eyes are squint,
then he's picked up your gameplay,
[Chorus x2]
lala-lalala,
hydro blast,
lala-lalala,
The nerds are waiting
My pokemon cards brings all the nerds to the yard,
and they're like,
you wanna trade cards
damn right i wanna trade cards
ill trade my pikachu ,
but not my charizard
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This sounds familiar from another parody
Damn right that's funny
funny song! could you make one for other trading card games too? like, make a song for yu-gi-oh card game or magic: the gathering.
I?m right!! It?s based on (not the same as) this parody here: http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/kelis22.shtml
Haha, people started singing that to the nerds at our school and we all got in trouble for not being respectful but it is still damn funny!!
It was good so i give it 4 (****) out of 5 (*****)
there was another one of these,it went: My pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard And there like "wanna trade cards?" Damn right i wanna trade cards I'll trade you My Charizard
You stole this parody from somewher biotch
where can i download this at? any link?
FUNNI STUFF!
verry funni :P:@:#
Can i actually listen to this song??
HAHA!! i love this song so much im prett sure i almost pissed myself when i hurd it
ii love men so very much
this song is cool as i love it =p
where can u get that song???!!!
I luv it !!!
my pokemon cards bring the boys to the yard not him that basterd they do i dont want my pickacku
It's pacing is off. It tries to fit too many words in D<
When I sing or type it I take some words out so it fits better.
The merchant of Venice was one of many classics written by William Shakespeare. Shakespeare was one of few people who don’t believe in how the Jews got treated by Christians. Jewish people were treated horribly by Christians. I think Shakespeare wrote the play to highlight the way the Jewish people were treated; he wanted to bring it to the attention of the people in the audience. The play was set in Venice because it was a huge trading port. Shylock was one of the many main characters in the play; he was a Jewish money lender who was treated very badly by all the Christians in the play. He had to be a money lender, that’s all he could be.
Antonio is another main character, he is a Christian merchant who hated Jews. Antonio and shylock first met when watching a Jew being tossed off the bridge. After watching it they walked into each other, Antonio then spat upon him after he said hello. Later a man named Bassanio came to Antonio asking for money, Bassanio and Antonio are good friends. Bassanio needs money to meet the woman of his dreams and hopefully they would both fall in love and be married but there is a problem all of Antonio’s money is stored on three boats and he would need all of this money to pay Bassanio. He tells Bassanio to go find a money lender so he can pay to go to
hahahah!!!! we sang that at school infront of the principal then he gaves us a lecture about respect boring but totally worth it
HHAHA I FCUKING LUVE IT
Hahaha I think its cute :) I love lady gaga.. make one with one of her songs.. I think i like oranges I also love baseball... I like monkeys tooo ahahhaha IM SO FCUKIN HIGH ahahhaha LOL JK so wanna call me? heres my number - 15107868660 CALL ME OK? LOVE MEE SHOW ME LOVEEE I LOVE SEXX
This is just a weird ending u thought of...My pokemon cards bring all the geeks to the yard and their like wanna trade cards damn right i wanna trade cards i will trade my pikachu but not my charizard i can teach but i have to train!
My friend sings this in school all the time!
haha i sing this all the time in front of my friends, they didnt believe it till i showed them it I
THIS SONG IS GOOD I LIKE CHEESE ON TOAST WITH ORANGES AND MOKEYS hashahsjerkqwbcjrh qibkj acrhfn2jkthgunjhw agb i'm a downsyndrome HAHASHAHAHAHASHAHSDHFERGBIW3RUTFHTHTHTHTH234689FUY8WSEUJ LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
I'm in love with this song!!!!!!🎫🎫🎫
Haha, very funny, I liked it. I think you should do more. 😃
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