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Song Parodies -> "Bill Gates"

Original Song Title:

"Milkshake"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kelis

Parody Song Title:

"Bill Gates"

The Lyrics

So I got to thinking, "What rhymes with milkshake?" And then it hit me...Bill Gates!
CHORUS
Bill Gates makes all the computers
Cause Windows is better than yours
Damn right, it's better than yours
He could teach you, but his cheque's too large

I know you want it
A Windows XP
What the nerds go crazy for
They lose their minds
The way he winds
I think it's time

La la la la la
Extra RAM
La la la la la
The nerds are waiting
La la la la la
Fuck IBM
La la la la la
It's not worth buying

CHORUS

I can see you want it
You want me to teach the
Techniques that make me rich
It's not a glitch
All pirates get caught
Watch if you're smart

CHORUS

Oh, once you get involved
In active online trading
You must present your biz
Same time maintain your whiz, oh
Just get the perfect blend
Then you'll be rich like him

The next their stocks will fall
And then they've lost it all

La la la la la
Extra RAM
La la la la la
The nerds are waiting
La la la la la
Fuck Apple
La la la la la
Not worth the hassle

CHORUS

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Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 3

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AmishJD - March 22, 2004 - Report this comment
This is hilarious. This should be a top 10 hit.
Meriadoc - March 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Pretty good. I would have given you straight 5s if you had put 'that Bill Gates" instead of just "Bill Gates" - the song begins "MY milkshake." But overall, one of the better Milkshake parodies I've seen on the site! :-)
walrus - March 22, 2004 - Report this comment
HEY!! I am one of those nerds....but it's still a great parody!
A concerned nerd - August 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Linux is better than window, I as a nerd and founder of Nerd.inc and a member of nerd united are offended in accusing us of liking windows when in fact both mac and linux are better. You suck.
Joey Lawrence (no, not the actor) - August 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Right.......and a hoiven glaven to you too.
meanjean - January 04, 2007 - Report this comment
some suggestions: you have a great parody here but i have some 1)suggested improvement rhymes..... bill gates gets all the nerds in his yard cause their life is better than ours damn right its better than ours they could teach us but you know their snobs and later on........... next playstation 3 will fall and gates will have it all

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