I'm not that good looking and I am a little fat
But with the hottest girl in the school I thought I had a chance
I asked 'Will you go out with me'
She said 'We'll see'
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When Pigs Fly
I won't go out with you if you were the last man in town
I ask Why?
She said that's a stupid question, cause you look like a big cow
When Pigs Fly
Oi, oi, oi, oink

Women look at me like I'm just an ugly guy
But they don't know that that just means I'm really nice
They're all looking for the pin-up men
Lookin for a ten
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I went and got some plastic surgery and some lyphosucion too
Now all the ladies come at me and all I do is say
When Pigs Fly
You never talked to me so why should I pay attention to you now
You called me a big fat, called me a big fat, a really big fat cow

When Pigs Fly
I wouldn't go out with you if you were the last woman on earth
You ask Why?
I said because your shallow, and you called me a big fat cow
When Pigs Fly
No, Pigs don't Fly

Don't take me by the hand
Don't waste your time
Don't take me by the hand
I hope you die
Don't take me by the hand
You don't see any pigs fly
Come on, come on now
Not even If Pigs Fly, yeah