Song Parodies -> Star Trek Is Just Plain Suck
| Original Song Title: | "Making Memories Of Us" |
| Original Performer: | Keith Urban |
| Parody Song Title: | "Star Trek Is Just Plain Suck" |
| Parody Written by: | Tokusou Sentai Blessranger |
I'm getting sick of Captain Picard
He played Professor X
In an X-Men movie worse than the crew of the Lexx
I hated that Geordi La Forge
And that seven of nine is dumb
The Enterprise and the Klingons,I have felt too numb
And I'm sick of Star Trek,I cannot stand Star Trek
And I'm out of luck,Star Trek is just plain suck
You wanna cosplay as Picard
You wanna act like you're Spock
Well no one gets your attention one night at Bangkok
You're counting to nine instead of seven
Everything isn't fine
I hated Voyager morons like Seven of Nine
And I'm sick of Star Trek,I cannot stand Star Trek
And I'm out of luck,Star Trek is just plain suck
Stop watching that Star Trek,just switch to the movie Shrek
And there'll be a new day comin' your way
I'm getting tired of stupid Klingons
This you know somehow
You've been pushed to the limits but it's alright now
And if Picard made you a promise
If there's life worse like this
I'm getting sick of dumb Picard,I'm taking some risk
And I'm sick of Star Trek,I cannot stand Star Trek
And I'm out of luck,Star Trek is just plain suck
I'm sick of Star Trek,I cannot stand Star Trek
I'm still out of luck,Star Trek is just plain suck
He played Professor X
In an X-Men movie worse than the crew of the Lexx
I hated that Geordi La Forge
And that seven of nine is dumb
The Enterprise and the Klingons,I have felt too numb
And I'm sick of Star Trek,I cannot stand Star Trek
And I'm out of luck,Star Trek is just plain suck
You wanna cosplay as Picard
You wanna act like you're Spock
Well no one gets your attention one night at Bangkok
You're counting to nine instead of seven
Everything isn't fine
I hated Voyager morons like Seven of Nine
And I'm sick of Star Trek,I cannot stand Star Trek
And I'm out of luck,Star Trek is just plain suck
Stop watching that Star Trek,just switch to the movie Shrek
And there'll be a new day comin' your way
I'm getting tired of stupid Klingons
This you know somehow
You've been pushed to the limits but it's alright now
And if Picard made you a promise
If there's life worse like this
I'm getting sick of dumb Picard,I'm taking some risk
And I'm sick of Star Trek,I cannot stand Star Trek
And I'm out of luck,Star Trek is just plain suck
I'm sick of Star Trek,I cannot stand Star Trek
I'm still out of luck,Star Trek is just plain suck
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So you don't like Star Trek but you like those inane Japanese cartoons? MOST illogical. Even if you make it to 1000 parodies, you'll never get past Warp 1.
It was good back in the Sixties, but it has been done to death - same as Star Wars. Now have you seen War of the Worlds or Batman?
The X-Men movie WAS bad. And so was The Final Frontier. And Generations. And especially Insurrection and the ENTIRE Enterprise series. Although I consider myself a fan of the Star Trek mythology, you have captured my feelings toward it when I had stomached the first two series of the semi-pornographic Enterprise series, TSB. But my parody "Enterprise Sucks," on Bob Marley's "Could You Be Loved?" has died, so you can have the idea and the title, if you wanna use it.
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