Car doors slams, girlfriend says, "You're a jerk"
But I'm just chill-in
And skipping out on my work
My fault I must say,
Sometimes it doesn't seem fair
You storm into the house
And start cussing there
And you gl-are at me
And give me that Oh, I Hate You smile
Never going to be alright
You ki-ck my ass
You hold my head and pull out a knife

And it's how Peeeeeee-Oed that you're making me
That makes cops bel-ieve that it was me that did that awful thing
Cause who beat That Clown
This trip to the joints my last
I'm just pissed at you cause maybe
You're my Evil Twin!!!

They say, "To always believe in yourself man"
But I know that's a lie
Cause when it comes to you I'd rather have you locked inside
You don't know how much I hate myself lately
When I'm busted for doing What?!
And I forced into prison
And you glare at me
And give me that "Oh Poor Baby' smile
Never going to be alright
You lock me in
Yeah you start to boast and you boldly fight

And it's how Peeeee-Oed that you're making me
Makes cops bel-ieve that it was me that did everything
Cause who beat Cub Scouts
So when's my next arrest?
I'm just pissed at you cause maybe
You're my Evil Twin!!!

(Solo between both Matthiases)
"Oh, I hate you so"

Well, you take my hand
Yeah, you chain me up to some dude's van

It's how Peeeeeee-Oed that you're making me
That makes cops bel-ieve that I can break laws for everything

It's how Peeeeeee-Oed that you're making me
That makes them bel-ieve that I act so darn criminally
Cause who stole- Elton's gown
And you're feeling it's a blast
I'll just show them you cause maybe
You're my Evil Twin!!!

Uh, oh maybe you're my Evil Twin!!!
Uh, oh!!!
Hey, maybe you're my Evil Twin!!!