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Song Parodies -> "Kaiba"
Original Song Title:
"Tik-Tok"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Ke$ha
Parody Song Title:
"Kaiba"
Parody Written by:
YoungsterJoey
The Lyrics
This is my first REAL song parody. I have done many before, but this one...really takes the cake. This was made for Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged fans.
Wake up in the morning feeling like Duke Devlin. (Hey.)
Grab my Duel Disk, I'm out the door, I'm gonna hit the tournies (Let's go.)
Before I leave, grab my Deck, and forget to recycle,
Gonna leave for the night screaming "CARDGAMES ON MOTORCYCLES."
Pwning at all the games, games.
Mako Tsunami is lame, lame.
Yuugi's a stupid name, name.
...Hehe, I'm playing all my cardgames, games.
Playing with my dragon, win.
Trying to get rid of the Life~Points.
Don't stop! Duel Stand by!
Summon Blue Eyes White Dragon! Tonight!
Gonna win, kill those puppies with my grin!
Kai-ba, is my name!
But don't use it 'cause it's trademarked, ohhohoho, ohhohoho.
Don't stop! Duel Stand by!
Summon Blue Eyes White Dragon! Tonight!
Gonna win, kill those puppies with my grin!
Kai-ba, is my name!
But don't use it 'cause it's trademarked, ohhohoho, ohhohoho.
Ain't got a care in the world, but got plenty of cash.
Ain't got no dick yet I'm a boy, which makes me totally rash!
And all the dudes are lining up, 'cause they hear I'm a duelist.
But I kick them to the curb because I'm always the coolest!
I'm talkin' that Pegasus guy is gay, gay.
Yami always wants to flay, flay.
Wheeler's in the mood to play, play.
Now, now,
The fans thinks we'll go out, out
But he's too much of a clown, clown,
Joey's such a clown, clown
Joey is a
Don't stop! Duel Stand by!
Summon Blue Eyes White Dragon! Tonight!
Gonna win, kill those puppies with my grin!
Kai-ba, is my name!
But don't use it 'cause it's trademarked, ohhohoho, ohhohoho
Don't stop! Duel Stand by!
Summon Blue Eyes White Dragon! Tonight!
Gonna win, kill those puppies with my grin!
Kai-ba, is my name!
But don't use it 'cause it's trademarked, ohhohoho, ohhohoho
DJ! I tell people to be quiet
But they just throw rocks at me
Well, they're all dumb,
Yeah, you heard me.
I'll buy a gun
and go kill you
DJ! I tell people to be quiet
But they just throw rocks at me
Well, they're all dumb,
Yeah, you heard me.
Well, they are.
Now the tournies don't stop 'till I go win.
Don't stop! Duel Stand by!
Summon Blue Eyes White Dragon! Tonight!
Gonna win, kill those puppies with my grin!
Kai-ba, is my name!
But don't use it 'cause it's trademarked, ohhohoho, ohhohoho
Don't stop! Duel Stand by!
Summon Blue Eyes White Dragon! Tonight!
Gonna win, kill those puppies with my grin!
Kai-ba, is my name!
But don't use it 'cause it's trademarked, ohhohoho, ohhohoho
Grab my Duel Disk, I'm out the door, I'm gonna hit the tournies (Let's go.)
Before I leave, grab my Deck, and forget to recycle,
Gonna leave for the night screaming "CARDGAMES ON MOTORCYCLES."
Pwning at all the games, games.
Mako Tsunami is lame, lame.
Yuugi's a stupid name, name.
...Hehe, I'm playing all my cardgames, games.
Playing with my dragon, win.
Trying to get rid of the Life~Points.
Don't stop! Duel Stand by!
Summon Blue Eyes White Dragon! Tonight!
Gonna win, kill those puppies with my grin!
Kai-ba, is my name!
But don't use it 'cause it's trademarked, ohhohoho, ohhohoho.
Don't stop! Duel Stand by!
Summon Blue Eyes White Dragon! Tonight!
Gonna win, kill those puppies with my grin!
Kai-ba, is my name!
But don't use it 'cause it's trademarked, ohhohoho, ohhohoho.
Ain't got a care in the world, but got plenty of cash.
Ain't got no dick yet I'm a boy, which makes me totally rash!
And all the dudes are lining up, 'cause they hear I'm a duelist.
But I kick them to the curb because I'm always the coolest!
I'm talkin' that Pegasus guy is gay, gay.
Yami always wants to flay, flay.
Wheeler's in the mood to play, play.
Now, now,
The fans thinks we'll go out, out
But he's too much of a clown, clown,
Joey's such a clown, clown
Joey is a
Don't stop! Duel Stand by!
Summon Blue Eyes White Dragon! Tonight!
Gonna win, kill those puppies with my grin!
Kai-ba, is my name!
But don't use it 'cause it's trademarked, ohhohoho, ohhohoho
Don't stop! Duel Stand by!
Summon Blue Eyes White Dragon! Tonight!
Gonna win, kill those puppies with my grin!
Kai-ba, is my name!
But don't use it 'cause it's trademarked, ohhohoho, ohhohoho
DJ! I tell people to be quiet
But they just throw rocks at me
Well, they're all dumb,
Yeah, you heard me.
I'll buy a gun
and go kill you
DJ! I tell people to be quiet
But they just throw rocks at me
Well, they're all dumb,
Yeah, you heard me.
Well, they are.
Now the tournies don't stop 'till I go win.
Don't stop! Duel Stand by!
Summon Blue Eyes White Dragon! Tonight!
Gonna win, kill those puppies with my grin!
Kai-ba, is my name!
But don't use it 'cause it's trademarked, ohhohoho, ohhohoho
Don't stop! Duel Stand by!
Summon Blue Eyes White Dragon! Tonight!
Gonna win, kill those puppies with my grin!
Kai-ba, is my name!
But don't use it 'cause it's trademarked, ohhohoho, ohhohoho
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I'm a Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged fan,too!Great parody btw
555
555
Card-based competitive entertainment atop motorized bikes.
Now that that's out of the way, I will say this was a great parody. Screw the rules, you have 555.
Now that that's out of the way, I will say this was a great parody. Screw the rules, you have 555.
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