Wake up in the morning feeling like I'm still dreaming
Go to work but I'm late for it
and my boss is screaming
Met some guy at a hotel
things were out of whack
Took the red pill, freed my mind
there's no turning back

He was talkin' 'bout
things you see hear smell feel
none of them are real (real)
'cause this here's the deal (deal);
yeah, he talked 'bout
people grown like trees (trees)
no more birds and bees (bees)
feeding AI e-ner-gy...

Please stop
Make it stop
Quick before I throw up
Life sucks
Food is yucks
This is screwed up deluxe
I fear
That the year
Here ain't nineteen-ninety nine
yeah, he says
"No oh-oh-oh"
Whoa oh-oh oh

Sit tight
Learn to fight
I know kung fu; all right!
That there
it ain't air
though it looks the same I swear
The leap
got me beat
I ain't ready for that feat
I just go
whoa-oh-oh-oh
whoa-oh-oh-oh

Ain't got a redpill see an Agent and don't run far away
But I'm different and can pwn them; least that's what those guys say
Got our shades and got our trenchcoats now it's clobbering time
We are cool and we are awesome and we're GONNA. FIGHT. CRIME.

I'm seeing that
Morpheus has no hair (hair)
yeah his head is bare (bare)
seems that he don't care (care)
(whoa, I'm bald too)
Squiddies on our tail (tail)
Cypher's full of fail (fail)
He should be in jail (jail)
Baaad man...

Jack in
Let's begin
Being awesome with Trin
Yeah, son
I'm the One
though it isn't very fun
Turn head
at the red
it's an Agent instead
And I say
whoa-oh-oh-oh
whoa-oh-oh-oh

Guns blast
We are fast
We are coolness surpassed
We make
Buildings shake
Agents see us and quake
We're in
full of win
This is Neo and Trin
saying whoa-oh-oh-oh
whoa-oh-oh-oh

Tank dude
you jack us in
you jack us out
all through a phone
yeah you got me

It's a black cat
Another cat
Whoa, deja vu
What does it mean

Tank dude
you jack us in
you jack us out
all through a phone
don't forget me

It's a black cat!
Yeah, a black cat!
It's a black cat

Now the awesome don't start 'til I walk in...

Jack in
Let's begin
Saving Morpheus with Trin
In black
Let's attack
'til the bad guys all crack
We've guns
Lots of guns
Let's send Agents on the run
and we say
whoa oh-oh-oh
whoa-oh-oh-oh

Don't stop
This is hot
Let's go blow some squiddies up
Slow time
Free my mind
Dodging bullets so fine
Can't die
Ain't goodbye
Imma fly into the sky
Saying whoa-oh-oh-oh
whoa-oh-oh-oh