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Song Parodies -> "You Have Too Much Stuff"

Original Song Title:

"Your Love Is My Drug"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"You Have Too Much Stuff"

Parody Written by:

Abbott Skelding

The Lyrics

Apparently, hoarding is a real problem. Original Song:
Why do you have this bear trap?
It something you really need?
You’ve got quite a collection
Of spelling tests from grade three
Four thousand bags of black tea
I know you won’t drink at all
You’re doing your online shopping
Things are piling up, where’s the wall!?

All your hoarding, it blows my mind
Cause you can’t even go outside
Let’s clear it out, don’t need wind chimes
Let’s see what weird stuff we can find!

Because your stuff, your stuff, your stuff is too much
Too much, too much, too much
(I said)
Too much, too much, too much of your stuff
Too much, too much, too much

Newspapers stacked up really high
This one is from year ‘85
Fourteen pairs of fuzzy dice, man
It’s no wonder that your wife left
Your friends think that you’re crazy
Others think that you’re just lazy
Different than what Mr. Carlin said
You have more stuff than you have places*

You’ve got your toys since you were five
Twenty six watches to tell the time
A nice fur coat that’s the wrong size
The stuff you have just blows my mind

Because your stuff, your stuff, your stuff is too much
Too much, too much, too much
(I said)
Too much, too much, too much of your stuff
Too much, too much, too much

“I don't care what people say
I keep the things of which I paid
Don’t throw them out, they stay with me
Even that steak from ‘83”

Hey, so I got a question
Did you wanna keep all your belongings from your basement?
Like, what would you do with that old, busted bass drum?
Man you have too much
Too much
Huh, your stuff
Huh, too much
You have too much stuff!

So I threw out, threw out, threw out all your stuff
Your stuff, too much, too much
(Yes I)
Threw out, threw out, threw out all your stuff
Your stuff is done, too much

Oh man your stuff, your stuff, your stuff was too much
Go out and buy new stuff!
(I said)
Your stuff, your stuff, your stuff was too much
Your stuff, your stuff, too much

Hey, hey, so
Now that your stuff is done, buy a rug!
Or chandelier!
* This is a reference to a really funny George Carlin joke...which you can watch here....

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Total Votes: 6

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Ausfahrt - August 11, 2011 - Report this comment
Reminds me of Weird Al's style. So many shows on this nowadays
Old Man Ribber - August 11, 2011 - Report this comment
Hey Abbott! - Welcome to every inch of my house! ;D
Rebekah Dub - October 23, 2011 - Report this comment
This song describes my dad to a T... except he's got bicycle parts, fishing poles, and what not hoarded in the basement.
Agrimorfee - August 10, 2013 - Report this comment
...and so many parodies on this topic. This was hard to follow to the OS, even the chorus. "Your love", while obviously the same syllable count, still is hard to read/sing against your lyric ("Too much") with the song's rthythm. Does that make sense?
Max Power - August 22, 2013 - Report this comment
Welcome to my room and maybe my life since I never want to throw things out.
Blaydeman - August 23, 2013 - Report this comment
(ABC) The title sub didn't flow perfectly but that didn't bother me too much. This was pretty funny, on a subject that does seem to get a lot of parodies written about it.
Matthias - August 24, 2013 - Report this comment
Everybody's right in saying that there are a lot of parodies about this topic. I even wrote one and it was in last years "Y/Z" round. This is a lot of fun but I wish you put this over the top with some stuff that this person owned or this person's insane reaction to you throwing it away.

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