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Song Parodies -> "Hairyback (Artistry Version)"
Original Song Title:
"Sexyback"
Original Performer:
Justin Timberlake
Parody Song Title:
"Hairyback (Artistry Version)"
Parody Written by:
Agrimorfee
The Lyrics
And another vastly improved parody specifically for the ongoing Artistry contesnt.
You showin' hairyback (yeah)
Hope you don't mind if I point out this fact (yeah)
It's much like Brillo what is down the track(yeah)
From your neck nape right down to your butt crack (yeah)
(Take it from me, Midge!)
Hairy Babe
I may sound tactless, but it's you I crave
It gets right to me, so dear please don't shave
And please, I beg, don't get a wax today
(Silky like a horse is!)
Come here girl (oh don’t be shavin’ it)
I mean your back (oh don’t be shavin’ it)
Furry she (oh don’t be shavin’ it)
That's for me (oh don’t be shavin’ it)
Deep shag I'm dealing with (oh don’t be shavin’ it)
Look at those clumps (oh don’t be shavin’ it)
Love the style (oh don’t be shavin’ it)
Makes me smile (oh don’t be shavin’ it
You’re a fuzzy one! (oh don’t be shavin’ it)
You’re a fuzzy one! (oh don’t be shavin’ it)
You’re a fuzzy one! (oh don’t be shavin’ it)
You’re a fuzzy one! (oh don’t be shavin’ it)
Show it in the sun (oh don’t be shavin’ it) )
Keep it hairy, hon! (oh don’t be shavin’ it)
Have a lotta fun! (oh don’t be shavin’ it)
You I wouldn’t shun!
I'm hot for Hairyback (yeah)
So much more fuzzy than a Muppet act (yeah)
Girl, toss Epilady kit in a sack (yeah)
Because I'm lovin' it, like a small forest vast (yeah)
(Take it from me, Midge!)
Hairy Babe
You are hairy queen and I'm roguish knave
You sure do tickle me, a touch I crave
Please be my partner in a Furry Play
Come here girl (turn ‘round and expose it)
Cut me some slack (turn ‘round and expose it)
Wanna see (turn ‘round and expose it)
Shirtlessly (turn ‘round and expose it)
You serve as my blanket with (turn ‘round and expose it)
On cold ski trips (turn ‘round and expose it)
A comfy pile (turn ‘round and expose it)
Bear rug style (turn ‘round and expose it)
Back hair turns me on (turn ‘round and expose it)
Back hair turns me on (turn ‘round and expose it)
Back hair turns me on (turn ‘round and expose it)
Back hair turns me on (turn ‘round and expose it)
Let it grow real long (turn ‘round and expose it)
We’ll put some braids on (turn ‘round and expose it)
Ooh oui, c’est si bon (turn ‘round and expose it)
Keep it hairy, mon!
She hairy?...She hairy?...She hairy?..Yes!
She got a hairy back (yeah)
Yes in hirsuteness she does not lack (yeah)
Midge is my girl, and not a bear rug, Jack! (yeah)
No transgendered he/she, buddy, that’s a fact! (yeah)
(She will never bore us!)
You’re a fuzzy one (oh don’t be shavin’ it)
You’re a fuzzy one (oh don’t be shavin’ it)
You're a fuzzy one (oh don't be shavin' it)...(AD NAUSEUM)
Hope you don't mind if I point out this fact (yeah)
It's much like Brillo what is down the track(yeah)
From your neck nape right down to your butt crack (yeah)
(Take it from me, Midge!)
Hairy Babe
I may sound tactless, but it's you I crave
It gets right to me, so dear please don't shave
And please, I beg, don't get a wax today
(Silky like a horse is!)
Come here girl (oh don’t be shavin’ it)
I mean your back (oh don’t be shavin’ it)
Furry she (oh don’t be shavin’ it)
That's for me (oh don’t be shavin’ it)
Deep shag I'm dealing with (oh don’t be shavin’ it)
Look at those clumps (oh don’t be shavin’ it)
Love the style (oh don’t be shavin’ it)
Makes me smile (oh don’t be shavin’ it
You’re a fuzzy one! (oh don’t be shavin’ it)
You’re a fuzzy one! (oh don’t be shavin’ it)
You’re a fuzzy one! (oh don’t be shavin’ it)
You’re a fuzzy one! (oh don’t be shavin’ it)
Show it in the sun (oh don’t be shavin’ it) )
Keep it hairy, hon! (oh don’t be shavin’ it)
Have a lotta fun! (oh don’t be shavin’ it)
You I wouldn’t shun!
I'm hot for Hairyback (yeah)
So much more fuzzy than a Muppet act (yeah)
Girl, toss Epilady kit in a sack (yeah)
Because I'm lovin' it, like a small forest vast (yeah)
(Take it from me, Midge!)
Hairy Babe
You are hairy queen and I'm roguish knave
You sure do tickle me, a touch I crave
Please be my partner in a Furry Play
Come here girl (turn ‘round and expose it)
Cut me some slack (turn ‘round and expose it)
Wanna see (turn ‘round and expose it)
Shirtlessly (turn ‘round and expose it)
You serve as my blanket with (turn ‘round and expose it)
On cold ski trips (turn ‘round and expose it)
A comfy pile (turn ‘round and expose it)
Bear rug style (turn ‘round and expose it)
Back hair turns me on (turn ‘round and expose it)
Back hair turns me on (turn ‘round and expose it)
Back hair turns me on (turn ‘round and expose it)
Back hair turns me on (turn ‘round and expose it)
Let it grow real long (turn ‘round and expose it)
We’ll put some braids on (turn ‘round and expose it)
Ooh oui, c’est si bon (turn ‘round and expose it)
Keep it hairy, mon!
She hairy?...She hairy?...She hairy?..Yes!
She got a hairy back (yeah)
Yes in hirsuteness she does not lack (yeah)
Midge is my girl, and not a bear rug, Jack! (yeah)
No transgendered he/she, buddy, that’s a fact! (yeah)
(She will never bore us!)
You’re a fuzzy one (oh don’t be shavin’ it)
You’re a fuzzy one (oh don’t be shavin’ it)
You're a fuzzy one (oh don't be shavin' it)...(AD NAUSEUM)
Copyright 2006, 2013, Agrimorfee.
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Is this song from the lover's perspective if Robin Williams got a sex change? No Hairy Potter joke though, shame but this is wonderful.
I just had this idea all on my own on the ride in today and thought, 'man, I wonder if anyone's done that before?'. Only 7 years ago :c). Great work here Agri, very funny idea and carried well through the song. Good luck with it in Artistry.
You certainly got to the root(s) of your infatuation. I wonder if you could find a female willing to make this video.
Then it turns out she's a bigfoot...
(Artistry) Couple of pacing issues in the chorus, but I'll let that slide. Mainly because I'm impressed that you you managed to take the very basic premise (girl got a hairy back, ME LIKEE) and kept it funny for the entirety of this very repetitive song. That is an incredible feat to pull off, I tip my hat to you, sir. Oh, and 555!
Reminded me of Phil Alexander's classic "I've Got Body Hair." Well done, I'm glad to see your stuff again through artistry!
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