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Song Parodies -> "Stubbies Back"
Original Song Title:
"Sexy Back"
Original Performer:
Justin Timberlake
Parody Song Title:
"Stubbies Back"
Parody Written by:
Aussie Bloke
The Lyrics
Justin Timberlake totally sucks but I've been watching the funny parodies of "Sexy Back" on YouTube and thought I'd write one myself, so here's my response to "Sexy Back", this parody is dedicated to the Aussie blokes out there who like to wear stubby shorts.
I’m bringing stubbies back
When I bend they expose my plumbers crack
They’re so stubby they look like underdacks
And when I run they ride up my bumcrack
They’re way too small
[Bridge]
Aussie babe
You see my stubbies
And you’re my slave
I’ll make you hitch ‘em if you misbehave
It’s my bum crack that you really crave
Indecent exposure
[Chorus]
Come here girl
Check ‘em out, they’re stubby
Come to the back
Check ‘em out, they’re stubby
See my crack
Check ‘em out, they’re stubby
My plumbers crack
Check ‘em out, they’re stubby
You can see what you’re dealing with
Check ‘em out, they’re stubby
Look at those shorts
Check ‘em out, they’re stubby
They make you smile
Check ‘em out, they’re stubby
Check ‘em out girl
Check ‘em out, they’re stubby
I’ve got my stubbies on
Check ‘em out, they’re stubby
Got my stubbies on (repeat x6)
Got my stubbies on
I’m bringing stubbies back
With singlet and thongs and akubra hat
I wear ‘em mowing my lawn and that’s a fact
And all my neighbours can see my plumbers crack
They’re way too small
[Bridge]
Aussie babe
You see my stubbies
And you’re my slave
I’ll make you hitch ‘em if you misbehave
It’s my bum crack that you really crave
Indecent exposure
[Chorus]
Come here girl
Check ‘em out, they’re stubby
Come to the back
Check ‘em out, they’re stubby
See my crack
Check ‘em out, they’re stubby
My plumbers crack
Check ‘em out, they’re stubby
You can see what you’re dealing with
Check ‘em out, they’re stubby
Look at those shorts
Check ‘em out, they’re stubby
They make you smile
Check ‘em out, they’re stubby
Check ‘em out girl
Check ‘em out, they’re stubby
I’ve got my stubbies on
Check ‘em out, they’re stubby
Got my stubbies on (repeat x6)
Got my stubbies on
I’m bringing stubbies back
They liberate my thighs and that’s a fact
Like budgie smugglers they just fit my crack
Makes Warwick Capper’s shorts look like baggy pants
Indecent exposure
[Chorus]
Come here girl
Check ‘em out, they’re stubby
Come to the back
Check ‘em out, they’re stubby
See my crack
Check ‘em out, they’re stubby
My plumbers crack
Check ‘em out, they’re stubby
You can see what you’re dealing with
Check ‘em out, they’re stubby
Look at those shorts
Check ‘em out, they’re stubby
They make you smile
Check ‘em out, they’re stubby
Check ‘em out girl
Check ‘em out, they’re stubby
I’ve got my stubbies on
Check ‘em out, they’re stubby
Got my stubbies on (repeat x6)
Got my stubbies on
When I bend they expose my plumbers crack
They’re so stubby they look like underdacks
And when I run they ride up my bumcrack
They’re way too small
[Bridge]
Aussie babe
You see my stubbies
And you’re my slave
I’ll make you hitch ‘em if you misbehave
It’s my bum crack that you really crave
Indecent exposure
[Chorus]
Come here girl
Check ‘em out, they’re stubby
Come to the back
Check ‘em out, they’re stubby
See my crack
Check ‘em out, they’re stubby
My plumbers crack
Check ‘em out, they’re stubby
You can see what you’re dealing with
Check ‘em out, they’re stubby
Look at those shorts
Check ‘em out, they’re stubby
They make you smile
Check ‘em out, they’re stubby
Check ‘em out girl
Check ‘em out, they’re stubby
I’ve got my stubbies on
Check ‘em out, they’re stubby
Got my stubbies on (repeat x6)
Got my stubbies on
I’m bringing stubbies back
With singlet and thongs and akubra hat
I wear ‘em mowing my lawn and that’s a fact
And all my neighbours can see my plumbers crack
They’re way too small
[Bridge]
Aussie babe
You see my stubbies
And you’re my slave
I’ll make you hitch ‘em if you misbehave
It’s my bum crack that you really crave
Indecent exposure
[Chorus]
Come here girl
Check ‘em out, they’re stubby
Come to the back
Check ‘em out, they’re stubby
See my crack
Check ‘em out, they’re stubby
My plumbers crack
Check ‘em out, they’re stubby
You can see what you’re dealing with
Check ‘em out, they’re stubby
Look at those shorts
Check ‘em out, they’re stubby
They make you smile
Check ‘em out, they’re stubby
Check ‘em out girl
Check ‘em out, they’re stubby
I’ve got my stubbies on
Check ‘em out, they’re stubby
Got my stubbies on (repeat x6)
Got my stubbies on
I’m bringing stubbies back
They liberate my thighs and that’s a fact
Like budgie smugglers they just fit my crack
Makes Warwick Capper’s shorts look like baggy pants
Indecent exposure
[Chorus]
Come here girl
Check ‘em out, they’re stubby
Come to the back
Check ‘em out, they’re stubby
See my crack
Check ‘em out, they’re stubby
My plumbers crack
Check ‘em out, they’re stubby
You can see what you’re dealing with
Check ‘em out, they’re stubby
Look at those shorts
Check ‘em out, they’re stubby
They make you smile
Check ‘em out, they’re stubby
Check ‘em out girl
Check ‘em out, they’re stubby
I’ve got my stubbies on
Check ‘em out, they’re stubby
Got my stubbies on (repeat x6)
Got my stubbies on
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I'm not rating this yet, but it looks pretty good! I hope you're planning to enter this into the Amiright Idol contest. Round 2 ends June 30, so hurry! I believe "Sexy Back" is an eligible song! http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?topic=33036.0
Sir, please listen . . . . Sexy means tight jeans, worn with a Western belt, Chaps, OK . . maybe . . . hung low, Leather boots, long-sleeved shirt, and a S-T-E-T-S-O-N hat ! I would not 'steer ' you wrong, Sir !
Stubbies rule!
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