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Song Parodies -> "Im Bringin Arrthur Back/Makin Spidey Black/Sparrow"
Original Song Title:
"SexyBack"
Original Performer:
Justin Timberlake
Parody Song Title:
"Im Bringin Arrthur Back/Makin Spidey Black/Sparrow"
Parody Written by:
Jack Wilson
The Lyrics
Originally this was all gonna be about Shrek the Third, then I decided to do the twist on the other verses
Im bringin’ Arthur back
The other knights, they can kiss my ass
After Shrek, was chosen by Fiona’s dad
Far Far Away, yeah I guess it’s rad
Don’t go to the swamp
Dirty face
Fiona’s pregnant
With some ogre babes
Shrek, Fiona, Donkey and Puss led the way
It’s not that high school where I wanna stay
Take em to the castle!
Princess girls
and Fiona are captured
By Prince Charming
He;s so immature
Yeah, Artie
Go ahead, and on with it
You’ll be king
Cause Shrek don’t know shit
About being a king or even a prince
Led by Shrek, Artie’s gone with him
Artie’s not shit
Loser, now don’t ya quit
Shrek eats so vile
Donkey, Puss and Boots switch
Fiona with child
Shrek’s not crazy yet
And please don’t wear at thong
Just don’t go with it
Get your king crown on
Go ahead, reign with it!
Get your king crown on
Go ahead, reign with it!
Get your king crown on
Go ahead, reign with it!
Get your king crown on
Go ahead, reign with it!
Get your king crown on
Go ahead, reign with it!
Get your king crown on
Go ahead, reign with it!
Get your king crown on
Go ahead, reign with it!
Get your king crown on
Go ahead, reign with it!
Get your king crown on
I’m makin’ Spidey black
The freakin; venom’s comin’ to attack
Good singing voice MJ apparently lacks
You getting bored? Now Im gonna dance!
Sling out all the webs!
Mary Jane
That girl Gwen Stacey kissed upside down face
Now Harry’s gone soft cause of fixed up brain
That guy named Sandman looks just like a train
Sing it or you’ll bore us!
Come here girl
I’ll get jiggy with it
Gonna dance
Cause it won’t make sense
Now I’m dressed
Just like an emo kid
This movie’s
Spiderman Night Fever
Watch me dance like this
I bet I look like shit
I can’t dance
But I still went with it
Sandman and
Venom, not villainous
Well , Venom
Made me an emo kid
MJ and Harry
They’re gonna do the twist
Just like I
Did in this song spoof
I’ll bring King Arthur back
The holy grail, it still stands a chance
The dead king better watch his back
I;m not that pirate named Sparrow, Jack
Take em to the old ship!
Sparrow :
Dead man’s chest
Yeah I just found it!
Barbossa:
Jack Sparrow!
He’s back from the dead
Davy Jones:
Jack Sparrow!
BACK INTO MY LOCKER NOW!
Will Turner:
Look at my
Doorag pirate hat
Elizabeth Swanne:
We’ve cap-
Tured by the Chinese
The Chinese in the beginning
In Singapore?
You just deal with it
Everyone else:
Seen our films?
Well I hope ya liked em!
Haven’t yet?
Go ahead get on with it!
2007 Jack "Local Celebrity" Wilson
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Come on people!
well earned 5s for the sheer bravado of combining 3 blockbusters in one. If I was voting for the MOVIES, Spidey would get 4s, Pirates 3 1/2, and I can't wait for Shrek....
kristof, I LOVE your work...you WAY better than this crap.
Thanks Kristof!
(Dec2) Just call it "Sequels Back", maybe? I had a hard time following the verses to your video link, but this was on the whole clever.
I would have perferred it actually be about one movie, this seems kind of jumbled.... The pacing wasn't horrible, but it wasn't dead on either. Some of the lines are funny such as "Now I’m dressed. Just like an emo kid".
(Decathlon Round 2) Different
(Decathlon 2.2) The sheer ambition of this makes up for any flaws it may have. Good job, Jacky
(Dec2.2) not bad Jack, but not embarrassing enough for me (or did I miss something) - as a parody in its own right it stands up though - 555
*embarrassed* please disregard that comment about not being embarrassing enough (wrong Decath comp) - replace it with "wow! you did THREE movies!" ;-)
(Decathlon 2.0) I've only seen one of the three movies here (Pirates 3) and I loved it. The pacing wasn't quite on the mark, but it has been one of your best so far!
Nice job getting three movies into here. I thought the "medley" worked well
Yep... pretty much what the others have said. Except Stu, that is ;-)
DEC2- They say good things come in threes, so you did three movies that were all part threes... 3 times 3 is 9.. and.. um.. I don't know where I'm going with this..but well done, Jack.
Decathlon...a fun parody about three movies that I love! Nice work, Jack!
(Recording) This has the same lack of backing shouts that Aggy's did. There were a couple of places I had to adjust my singing speed to make lines pace, and most of the words were emphasized in an intuitive way, which is always a good thing. The "Get your king crown on/Go ahead, reign with it!" would repeat at the end. Not recording issues, but I find it odd you spent a lot of time and effort varying the chorus lines only to repeat that line. Also, the topic change in the middle... well, first ideas are usually your best. 544
(Recording) COming back for a second read, I come to realize that the final chorus is set out really weird. And there's also some extra line breaks that need not be there. But otherwise it's still awesome!
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