I'm bringin' Trekkies back (Yeah)
They boldly go towards a klingon-ttack (Yeah)
I think it's Vulcans... talk behind your back (Yeah)
So follow them and and I'll bring them trekkies back (Yeah)

"Scotty" beem me to the bridge

[Bridge]
Captain log!
You see these photons hit romulin slaved
There former vulcan's that have misbehaved
Bowl hair cuts with those ears like elved
(beem me to the planet)

[Planet]
Go Uhuru , do that exotic dance
Go bring trek back, go dance and entice them
Scotty, what ya say
Ship canny take that kinda power
Bones has to moans
He's Dead Jim!
Spoke? 'live long and get your trekkie on


I'm bringin' Trekkies back (Yeah)
Them Borg'en Cyborgs do esimelate! (Yeah)
Data might even become your robot mate! (Yeah)
Because you're burning up I got to get it fast (Yeah)

Scotty! (Beem me to the bridge)

Captains Log!
Star Date O-One Hundred wrath of khan!
I saw him eating curry with some naan!
It's just that Kechoffv acting strange in ways

Scotty (Beem me to engine room)

can't take power, go beem me up scotty
Can't take power, go beem me up scotty
Picard, Engaged to be
Let them do there kingon dancing with
Look's at warf
does not smile
DONT WORRY! Cos I'm bringing trekkie back

I'm bringin' Trekkies back (Yeah)
Captain Janeway swore to bring them back
And If they dont, Modo watch your back
Cuz setting from stun to kill as that's total fact