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Song Parodies -> "I'm Bringing Trekkie's Back"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Bringing Sexy Back"

Original Performer:

Justin Timberlake

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Bringing Trekkie's Back"

Parody Written by:

Alex Zander

The Lyrics

I'm bringin' Trekkies back (Yeah)
They boldly go towards a klingon-ttack (Yeah)
I think it's Vulcans... talk behind your back (Yeah)
So follow them and and I'll bring them trekkies back (Yeah)

"Scotty" beem me to the bridge

Captain log!
You see these photons hit romulin slaved
There former vulcan's that have misbehaved
Bowl hair cuts with those ears like elved
(beem me to the planet)

Go Uhuru , do that exotic dance
Go bring trek back, go dance and entice them
Scotty, what ya say
Ship canny take that kinda power
Bones has to moans
He's Dead Jim!
Spoke? 'live long and get your trekkie on

I'm bringin' Trekkies back (Yeah)
Them Borg'en Cyborgs do esimelate! (Yeah)
Data might even become your robot mate! (Yeah)
Because you're burning up I got to get it fast (Yeah)

Scotty! (Beem me to the bridge)

Captains Log!
Star Date O-One Hundred wrath of khan!
I saw him eating curry with some naan!
It's just that Kechoffv acting strange in ways

Scotty (Beem me to engine room)

can't take power, go beem me up scotty
Can't take power, go beem me up scotty
Picard, Engaged to be
Let them do there kingon dancing with
Look's at warf
does not smile
DONT WORRY! Cos I'm bringing trekkie back

I'm bringin' Trekkies back (Yeah)
Captain Janeway swore to bring them back
And If they dont, Modo watch your back
Cuz setting from stun to kill as that's total fact

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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 4

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Captain Pacholek - March 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Jonathan S. - March 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Er, I think you choked a little on the pacing. Obviously you are not programmed to respond in this area.
Jonathan S. - March 27, 2007 - Report this comment
...While you're at it, ask Uhura to help you proofread. Kingon? Beem? Spoke (when you mean Spock)? Reading your parody is almost like being put through the "Booth Of Agony" (Remember? From the Original Series ep, "Mirror, Mirror"?)
Michael Pacholek - March 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Jonathan, lighten up. Take some shore leave on Argelius II. If they're booked there, you can go to Risa.
Jonathan S. - March 28, 2007 - Report this comment
Oh, I get it. Smart-aleck Star Trek jokes back at me, huh? Well, as Kurt Colbain once sang, "I've got a new complaint"; the OS's title is just "SexyBack," not "I'm Bringing Sexy Back." See?? He didn't even get the darn title right.
Jonathan You-know-who - March 28, 2007 - Report this comment
One final gripe: You typed "Chekov" as "Kechoffv." Was your keyboard malfunctioning, or were you just half-awake, TRYING to type this parody at 2 in the morning?
Michael Pacholek - March 28, 2007 - Report this comment
Hey Jonathan: Anybody who prefers Cobain to Roddenberry, well, as Doctor McCoy would say, isn't exactly working on all thrusters.
JS - March 29, 2007 - Report this comment
Whatever. I didn't say I PREFERRED that Nirvana guy, I was simply quoting him. Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got a date with MacGyvers (from "Space Seed").
Alex Zander - March 29, 2007 - Report this comment
Moan, Moan, Moan, Im not a trekkie fan, this was half efforted attempt just because someone wanted me to do it. Personnely i dont care what you think.
JS - April 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Again, AZ! It's personALLY, not personELLY! Try to get some sleep.
Haydriana Kentobi - April 09, 2007 - Report this comment
I liked it. It made me smile as I sang it loudly to the original song! Well done, though in places it doesn't seem to fit exactly and the spelling - 'Thou shalt not complain' Well done!
mike - August 29, 2012 - Report this comment

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