i'm bringing Christmas back
Bringing those toys for those little brats.
There's something special in my nice red sack.
So watch tonight cuz' Santa's coming back.

Checking off the list.

First is Gabe,
He's on the naughty list,
Coal's on his way.
And Betty's with him is she misbehaves,
There is no better job on Christmas Day.

Rockin' on the rooftops.

Here's your toy.
Next day, be done with it.
In this old sack,
Next hour, be done with it.
Greedy kids,
Next minute, be done with it.
Stupid trees,
Next second, be done with it.
Let's see if you're on 'the list'.
Want more, you're done with it
Each Christmas,
I'm gone and done with it.
This day's so wild,
I'm dead and done with it.
Toys for each child.
Next minute they're done with it,
And go ahead get your stocking down
I'm gone and done with it.

get your stocking down
I'm dead and done with it
(repeat 6 times)

Take your stocking down.

I'm taking Christmas back,
Those corporations pimp my Santa act.
Saint Nick will pick up all their stupid slack,
Cause it's Christmas Eve, and I'm heaving that sack.

Checking off the list.

First is Bill,
He's on the naughty list,
He needs a pill.
And Susie's with him cuz' she makes me ill,
As Santa Clasu, I've got a living will.

Here's your toy.
Next day, be done with it.
In this old sack,
Next hour, be done with it.
Greedy kids,
Next minute, be done with it.
Stupid trees,
Next second, be done with it.
Let's see if you're on 'the list'.
Want more, you're done with it
Each Christmas,
I'm gone and done with it.
This day's so wild,
I'm dead and done with it.
Toys for each child.
Next minute they're done with it,
And go ahead get your stocking down
I'm gone and done with it.

I'm taking Christmas back.
Those mall Santas know that I'll attack,
They prop those brats upon their drunk-oldlaps.
Those pedophiles will get a boot in the ass.

Dealing with those perverts

Here's your toy.
Next day, be done with it.
In this old sack,
Next hour, be done with it.
Greedy kids,
Next minute, be done with it.
Stupid trees,
Next second, be done with it.
Let's see if you're on 'the list'.
Want more, you're done with it
Each Christmas,
I'm gone and done with it.
This day's so wild,
I'm dead and done with it.
Toys for each child.
Next minute they're done with it,
And go ahead get your stocking down
I'm gone and done with it.