This is so dumb
This is the worst
And I didn't know you could even burn stew, no
So you broke the cans
And melted the pans
I don't even think that I can get this stuff down, no

You don't have to blame it on the fridge,
I already know, you can't cook worth shit
Now there's just no way that we can eat, that kind of meat
And don't you think that chicken's had it

You turned on the oven
But why did you leave it on so long
Now you tell me you'll feed me
But I think you've got it all wrong
Boy I refuse, you must have been confused
To ask me why
It's your fault it burned, so now it's your turn
To buy, buy me some dinner
Buy me some dinner
Buy me some dinner
Buy me some dinner, yea yea

I know that they say
That it's really the thought that counts
It's not that hard to open a bloody tin and you know it
(Don't act like you don't know it)
All of the bread you used was mouldy
And stale in large amounts
(stale in large amounts)
and the pickerel, you see,
well you have to debone it
(choke)

You don't have to blame it on the fridge,
I already know, you can't cook worth shit
Now there's just no way that we can eat that kind of meat
And don't you think that chicken's had it

You turned on the oven
But why did you leave it on so long
(on so long)
Now you tell me you'll feed me
But I think you've got it wrong
(I really hope you got it wrong)
Boy I refuse, you must have been confused
To ask me why
(I just can't eat this, baby)
It's your fault it burned, so now it's your turn
(it's your turn)
To buy, buy me some dinner
(go on and just)
Buy me some dinner
(yes you must)
Buy me some dinner
(Baby go on and just)
Buy me some dinner, yea yea

Oh
(Oh)
The sandwich is done
So I guess I be eatin'
x4

You don't have to blame it on the fridge
(Don't have to blame, the poor fridge)
I already know, you can't cook worth shit
(Just cough up the dough, uh)
Now there's just no way that we can eat, that kind of meat
(No way, nuh uh)
And don't you think that chicken's had it

Buy me some dinner
(Go on and just)
Buy me some dinner
(Maybe some Taiwanese)
Hope they deliver
(You can order for us)
Buy me some dinner, yea yea

Buy me some dinner, oh
(Buy me, Buy me)
Buy me some dinner, oh
(Try Greek, Try Greek)
Could your wallet be thinner, oh
(Why me, Why me)
Buy me some dinner
(Buy me, Buy me)