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Song Parodies -> "Buy Them From Ebay"

Original Song Title:

"Cry Me A River"

Original Performer:

Justin TImberlake

Parody Song Title:

"Buy Them From Ebay"

Parody Written by:

Dumb Ass Kid

The Lyrics

An ode to all who have a strange addiction to buying crap from Ebay
You bid for fun
You bid the earth
You didn't know what you were buying, no
So you took your card
And battled real hard
But I betcha didn't think it'd be arriving, no

17 cds
A game or three
An old TV
They ain't come for free
Flowers and a car
Some audios
I already know
Why you buying crap from Ebay?

Told me you leave it
Didn't believe it, you were wrong
You sit and you do it
On the computer all day long
Sales are refused
The system's abused you carry on
You still haven't learned
No items returned, so why
Buy them from Ebay?
Buy them from Ebay?
Buy them from Ebay?
Buy them from Ebay?
Yeah, yeah

You know that they say your money's better left unspent
For the price you're paying, these items just aren't worth it
Don't act like they're so worth it
All of these things you're buying keep denting your account
(Denting your account)
Soon you'll have nothing left because you're sending nothing out

You'll soon have to sell
(Have to sell)
What you've bought
(What you bought)
You already own
(Already own)
3 bicycle chains
For soon you'll have no cash
(No cash)
For Ebuying
There'll never be
Don't it make you want to sell it?

Sold it on Ebay for four quid twenty
Been ripped off
(Been ripped off)
No negotiation, now you're hating what you've bought
(Hating what you bought)
No, I refuse to sell it to you, so don't you dare cry
(Stop acting, baby)
Went crazy for 'Buy', a lesson in life, don't buy
Buy it from Ebay
(Why don't you just)
Buy it from Ebay
(You shouldn't have)
Bought it from Ebay
(Baby, go on and just)
Sell it on Ebay
Yeah, yeah

Oh! Oh!
The sh*t has been bought, and now my baby's grievin'
Oh! Oh!
The damage is done and now she won't be leavin'
Oh! Oh!
Account is withdrawn so I guess you'll be heaving
Oh! Oh!
The battle's been won but I guess you don't nicka-nicka-need it

You don't have to buy
(Don't have to buy)
All this stuff
(All this stuff)
You already own
(Already own)
Half of this sh*t
Guess it goes to show
(To show)
What they mean
(What they mean)
By craze-buying
Makes me so embarassed for her

Bought it from Ebay
(Went on and just)
Bought it from Ebay
(Went on and just)
Bought it on Ebay
(Baby went on and just)
Bought it from Ebay
Yeah, yeah
Bought it on Ebay
(Crazy when on and just)
Bought all from Ebay
(When on you just)
Buy it from Ebay
(My poor baby buys)
Bought it from Ebay
(Don't wanna buy no more)

Buy it from Ebay,
Buy it from Ebay, oh
Buy it from Ebay, oh
Buy it from Ebay, oh
Buy it from Ebay
(Buy me! Buy me!)
Buy it from Ebay
(Buy free! Buy free!)
Buy it from Ebay
(Charge free! Charge free!)
Buy it from Ebay
(Come see! Come See!)
Buy it from Ebay
(This free! This free!)
But it from Ebay
(Trust me! Trust me!)
Buy it from Ebay
(Buy three! Buy three!)

(Deep voice in background saying "Buy! Buy! Buy!" in background eventually slows down to a hault)
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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 7

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 5   7

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Abdul Mueid - May 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Sounds REALLY cool... i'd love to hear it. Are these parodies just in written format or are the MP3's available?
Dumb Ass Kid - May 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Some MP3s are available. Just go to the AmIRight home page (by clicking on the logo at the top of the screen) and go to 'Parody Recordings'. All my parodeies are written, unfortunately, so you won't find this on there. Thanx for taking the time to read it anyway!
Harmony - May 09, 2005 - Report this comment
EXCELLENT! I hate this song, but this parody is fricking fantastic! Justin Timberlake should sing this one instead.
Dumb Ass Kid - May 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanx, Harmony
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - May 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Well done. Why do people waste their money via the internet when they are perfectly capable of going out and wasting it at a mall?
Andrew Darwitan - May 10, 2005 - Report this comment
545 I think it's a bit weird and not very funny. But you're doing good work and you deserve at least a 5. Hey, I'm shocked. There are no new song parodies submitted yesterday??
Dumb Ass Kid - May 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Luke - once again, thank you for your logic! Andrew - I don't think the site updates on a Sunday, and thanx for your vote
Stephen aka Step-chan - September 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Well, I haven't heard much of this song, but 5s anyway. Very amusing.
Dumb Ass Kid - November 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you, Stephen : )
KYLIEZ - February 01, 2006 - Report this comment
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Habs - February 20, 2006 - Report this comment
I very much enjoy your parodies, I've read acouple, & I enjoy parodies most when I can hear the real song playing with the singer's voice in my head, just with funnier lyrics! & that's what alot of yours do. good work. youre a G.

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