You are my son,
I saw your birth.
But you didn't know what I wanted for Father's Day, no
So you took a guess.
And went to Payless.
But I just bought new Nike Pumps you little whore,
NO? YEAH!

You are gonna pay, cuz what you did,
Was terrible, almost retarded,
Now there's just no chance, for me to live,
YOU KILLED YOUR POPS...GOD WON'T FORGIVE!

I called you a buddy,
Do you like to hear me bitch and groan?
Now you just start weeping,
Didn't you see I was cancer prone?
Earl I'm confused, you let me drink too much booze,
And french other guys
Now my liver's burned, so get out the cash,
And buy, BUY ME A LIVER!
BUY ME A LIVER-ER
BUY ME A LIVER
BUY ME A LIVER-ER, YEA YEA

I know people say,
That you'd rather I'd be dead,
You could have bought me it and you know it,
(Don't act like you don't know it)
Looks like weed is what my liver's smokin'
Messin' wit my digestion.
(Messin' wit digestion fool)
Look at this shit honestly,
Can't even synthesize a protein.

(Yea...) I called you a buddy,
Do you like to hear me bitch and groan?
(BITCH AND GROAN SUCKA),
Now you just start weeping,
Didn't you see I was cancer prone?
(CANCE-A IN DA HOUSE)
Earl I'm confused, you let me drink too much booze,
And french other guys
(I'm not like that baby)
Now my liver's burned, so get out the cash,
(THE GREEN STUFF)
To buy, BUY ME A LIVER!
(Go ahead Earl)
BUY ME A LIVER-ER,
(Go ahead Earl)
BUY ME A LIVER-ER,
BUY ME A LIVER-ER, YEA YEA

Oh
(oh)
The damage is done,
So I guess I be wheezing
Oh
(oh)
The damage is done,
So I guess I be wheezing
Oh
(oh)
The damage is done,
So I guess I be wheezing
Oh
(oh)
The damage is done,
So I guess I be...wheezing

You are gonna pay, cuz what you did,
(Gonna pay for what you did Earl)
Was terrible, almost retarded,
(Terrible, Schmerrible)
Now there's just no chance, for me to live,
(No chance of me breathin')
YOU KILLED YOUR POPS...GOD WON'T FORGIVE!

BUY ME A LIVER!
(Go on Earl, just)
BUY ME A LIVER-ER!
(Bitch just go on and)
BUY ME A LIVER!
(You can do it man)
BUY ME A LIVER-ER, YEA YEA

BUY ME A LIVER!
(Go on Earl, just)
BUY ME A LIVER-ER!
(Bitch just go on and)
BUY ME A LIVER!
(Cause I've already died)
BUY ME A LIVER!
(Ain't gonna smile no more, yea yea)

BUY ME A LIVER, HO
BUY ME A LIVER, HO
BUY ME A LIVER, HO
BUY ME A LIVER, HO

BUY ME A LIVER, HO
(BUY ME ONE NOW)
BUY ME A LIVER, HO
(BUY ME ONE NOW)
BUY ME A LIVER, HO
(BUY ME ONE NOW)
BUY ME A LIVER, HO
(BUY ME ONE NOW)

THE DAMAGE IS DONE EARL...YOU BLEW IT...GO HOME, EAT SOME PANCAKES. WHOOOOOOOO