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Peter's this guy
He loves soccer
But he didn't know the task of a keeper, no
So one day he
He brought in a ball
But after that he showed stupidity, oh
You don't have to say
He's stupid
We already know
Since in IT class
Over there he said
Beckham is
A German
Everybody knows he's British
But one day, he came to the match, so late
We waited and waited, just for one guy and a ball
Spencer suggested, he's in the toilet, picking his nose
But anyways, here he comes, let's play
Go break a window
Go break a window
Go break a window
Go break a window, ow, ow, ow
You know how they say that David Beckham is accurate
You should come down to Thailand when we played the world cup
(What the hell is the world cup?)
Peter gets a penalty and kicks with all his might
(Kicks with all might)
That's the point I'm telling you cuz he broke a goddamn window!
You don't have to say
He's stupid
We already know
Since in IT class
Over there he said
Beckham is
A German
Everybody knows he's British
But one day, he came to the match, so late
We waited and waited, just for one guy and a ball
Spencer suggested, he's in the toilet, picking his nose
But anyways, here he comes, let's play
Go break a window
Go break a window
Go break a window
Go break a window, ow, ow, ow
Ow, Ow, Beckham is a guy from Germany (hahaha)
Ow, Ow, Yao Ming is a badminton player (hahaha)
Ow, Ow, Russia is the capitol of Denmark (hahaha)
Ow, Ow, "I don't know here on earth is m,m,m,my house)
You don't have to say
He's stupid
We already know
Since in IT class
Over there he said
Beckham is
A German
Everybody knows he's British
Go break a window
Go break a window
Go break a window
Go break a window, ow, ow, ow
Go break a window (Break it, Break it)
Go break a window (Break it, Break it)
Go break a window (Break it, Break it)
Go break a window (Break it, Break it)

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