I´m just a cover girl
In a soft... pop corporate world
I´m posing in my underpants
A music fad that rules this land

Some praise Avril, a-slut, what´s up?
That girl can´t fill d´cup
In a world of free j-p-g´s
She´s as hot as cuttened cheese

If it´s hard, don´t cop a feel
Just follow my clicking heels

Look at it now, my exhibition
It will give you strong prolonged... affection
And after the show
Your inner vision
It´s starting to grow
Just look at me now baby

Now hear me out if you´re not quite sure
I am it, no Brittney... bore
Who learned soft from Disney Inc
Who learned... pop from clicking links

If you gonna get to grips
I promise you all natural lips

Look at it now, my exhibition
It will give you strong prolonged... affection
And after the show
Your inner vision
It´s starting to grow
Just look at me now baby

I got something that you want me to show
Get in row, don´t you blow
I got something that I want you to do
Get my stuff, it´ll be rough

If you´re backstage
Don´t tell names
And promise
You won´t end up lame

Repeat chorus

Light cigarette

Fade out