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Song Parodies -> "Exhibition"
Original Song Title:
"Intuition"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Jewel
Parody Song Title:
"Exhibition"
Parody Written by:
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd
The Lyrics
This parody is dedicated to Billy Florio because the lyrics and the theme was inspired by his article "What�s wrong with music"; about how rock was controversial and filled with double entendres long before modern rap came along with its outspoken, lewd, rude and crude badmouthification. The song itself is about a female star, praising a male fan in the crowd, hinting that she might let him visit her backstage and talk to him after the show. Or is it another kind of show? Another kind of visit? You be the judge... :-)
I�m just a cover girl
In a soft... pop corporate world
I�m posing in my underpants
A music fad that rules this land
Some praise Avril, a-slut, what�s up?
That girl can�t fill d�cup
In a world of free j-p-g�s
She�s as hot as cuttened cheese
If it�s hard, don�t cop a feel
Just follow my clicking heels
Look at it now, my exhibition
It will give you strong prolonged... affection
And after the show
Your inner vision
It�s starting to grow
Just look at me now baby
Now hear me out if you�re not quite sure
I am it, no Brittney... bore
Who learned soft from Disney Inc
Who learned... pop from clicking links
If you gonna get to grips
I promise you all natural lips
Look at it now, my exhibition
It will give you strong prolonged... affection
And after the show
Your inner vision
It�s starting to grow
Just look at me now baby
I got something that you want me to show
Get in row, don�t you blow
I got something that I want you to do
Get my stuff, it�ll be rough
If you�re backstage
Don�t tell names
And promise
You won�t end up lame
Repeat chorus
Light cigarette
Fade out
In a soft... pop corporate world
I�m posing in my underpants
A music fad that rules this land
Some praise Avril, a-slut, what�s up?
That girl can�t fill d�cup
In a world of free j-p-g�s
She�s as hot as cuttened cheese
If it�s hard, don�t cop a feel
Just follow my clicking heels
Look at it now, my exhibition
It will give you strong prolonged... affection
And after the show
Your inner vision
It�s starting to grow
Just look at me now baby
Now hear me out if you�re not quite sure
I am it, no Brittney... bore
Who learned soft from Disney Inc
Who learned... pop from clicking links
If you gonna get to grips
I promise you all natural lips
Look at it now, my exhibition
It will give you strong prolonged... affection
And after the show
Your inner vision
It�s starting to grow
Just look at me now baby
I got something that you want me to show
Get in row, don�t you blow
I got something that I want you to do
Get my stuff, it�ll be rough
If you�re backstage
Don�t tell names
And promise
You won�t end up lame
Repeat chorus
Light cigarette
Fade out
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I feel honored that this song is dedicated to me...thank you snaggletoth...you did a good job with it
Thanx Billy! (Pre-Vote Tally: Everthing from 2s to 5s, 3 people gave it 555 though).
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