[Brock]
Think that I'll go 14-0? I don't
Think I'll get a great trade deal? I won't
Now that waiver wire's broke
Well, all my players stink

Think my QB's got great games? I don't
If I need a plan, I got my own
Even if I'm 2-0
I'll admit: My players stink

When your [Tom] Brady's in the ambulance
Thought Jake Delhomme may get a chance to play
Knowing I am green, and I'm scared to bits
For the matchup he is going up against today

A touchdown and yet only 90 yards
Never quite enough to set the tone with you
But it's hard to miss, when I know that your
Wide-outs' ready to break out and lose all control

[Fabiano]
All that matters is your men played alright
Give you all the points you need
So you're still in the fight, yeah

[Brock]
Think that I should keep Bears' [DST] iced, I don't
Think I'll find 2 starting backs? I won't
Even if [your Steven] Jackson choked
I'll admit: My players stink

Think Westbrook'd score 6 TD's? I don't
My tight ends' less points than [your kicker] Robbie Gould
Well my starting men choked
And all my players stink

When I took a chance, started Braylon Ed [Edwards]
Thought that he can add, to points I have
Still, the team had won, yet my man had not
Since the QB never throws to him, now what the cause?

See my scouting team, scoring far more points
Doing way too much, got too much appeal
If it doesn't change, gotta take a note
He [Braylon] is going, where's the page, the heads must roll

[Fabiano]
All that matters is that your men played alright
Give you all the points you need
So you're still in the fight, yeah

[Brock]
Think that I'll go 16-0? I don't
Think I'll get a great trade deal? I won't
Now that waiver wire's broke
Well, all my players stink

Think Westbrook'd score 6 TD's? I don't
My tight ends' less points than [your kicker] Robbie Gould
Well my starting men choked
And all my players stink
They stink!
They stink!
They stink!
God damn, yeah

[Fabiano]
You should have started Reggie Wayne
He could have saved a lot of pain
Then get a goal-line back to start
Instead of changing hearts
Before the weekends start

I think that you can save some time
Admit [that] there'd be games you must lose
Just stick with a team till a bye
Then you can save your heart,
Though it's [getting the lineups right] a work of art

[Brock]
Think that I should keep Bears' [DST] iced? I don't
Think I'll find 2 starting backs? I won't
Even if [Steven] Jackson choked
I'll admit: My players stink

Think Westbrook'd score 6 TD's? I don't
My tight ends' less points than [your kicker] Robbie Gould
Well my starting men choked
And all my players stink

Think that I'll go 14-0? I don't
Think I'll get a great trade deal? I won't
Now that waiver wire's broke
Well, all my players stink

Think my QB's got great games? I don't
If I need a plan, I'll get my own
Even if I'm 2-0
I'll admit: My players stink

Think I should go [and] start Ray Rice? I don't
Think I'll trade for Kurt Warner? I won't
Even if you got smoked
I'll admit: My players stink

Think I want that new Colts [DST] team? I don't
If I need a Ross, I dropped my own.
[Cory (RB, Baltimore), Derrick (RB, Kansas City) or Ritchie (WR, Tenessee)]
Even if you got smoked
I'll admit: My players stink