All the techs at computers
switchin' to Linux
Chucking XP
and windows version 3
Got a macintosh alright
Guess I'm gonna install windows tonight

Microsoft, No-one really wants it
Microsoft, but everyones got it
Microsoft, make space on your PC
Microsoft, more software
Microsoft

I checked out linux, macintosh and Unix, aye
bill gates was easy ,wants to buy out all things in sight
but then something on PC's from retailers nearby
I know that blue screens happen despte what you can try

Apple, do what you wanna do,
and mess up my PC
promise you even think about unix,
they chuck in MS office free
don't join the unix using fools
Bill's bought their company
Linux fools, yes its very crude
the limitations suit me fine

Microsoft, No-one really wants it
Microsoft, but everyones got it
Microsoft, make space on your PC
Microsoft, more software
Microsoft

Can't be patient, this systems been hanging too long
checked in the Dos shell, and the settings there were all wrong
don't use NT all networks crash, or even die
Don't have to use a LAN, just get a phone and talk to that tech guy

Apple, do what you wanna do,
and mess up my PC
promise you even think about unix,
they chuck in MS office free
don't join the unix using fools
Bill's bought their company
Linux fools, yes its very crude
the limitations suit me fine

Microsoft, No-one really wants it
Microsoft, but everyones got it
Microsoft, make space on your PC
Microsoft, more software
Microsoft

Microsoft, wants to be the only one
Microsoft, the feds'll scupper 'em
Microsoft, but unix has got screwed up
Microsoft