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Song Parodies -> "Pretty OJ"
Original Song Title:
"Pretty Vegas"
Original Performer:
INXS
Parody Song Title:
"Pretty OJ"
Parody Written by:
Iridium24
The Lyrics
Given that OJ got busted in Vegas for Armed Robbery.. this just seemed so uhhh.. right :)
Runing’ a foul of the law again baby,
You’re headin’ into the jail, Yeah.
Your hands are cuffed and you’re losin’ grip quickly
Busted, can you make the bail?
Robbin’ your stuff in Vegas, silly
And Dreamin’ of felon's rap…
Save your tears and laughter because
Those cuffs upon your wrists will slap
It ain’t pretty
Going to jail
It ain’t pretty when you try to take stuff
When its not for sale..
If your glad he's busted,
OJ Cant be trusted
It ain’t pretty
When, everything that you do is wrong,
And you feel like you can do as you please yeah!
When those around you
Are ratting you outwards
Because you are a worthless sleeze.
Stealing wont pay in Vegas, baby
And sneakin’ with guns in hotels,
Save your lies and sad excuses
Perhaps you'll sit in jail a spell..
It ain’t pretty
Going to jail
It ain’t pretty when you try to take stuff
When its not for sale..
If your glad he's busted,
OJ Cant be trusted
It ain’t pretty
The party's over
And you're off to jail
The party's over
Bid a fond farewell
The party's over
And the jail time's long
If your glad he's busted,
OJ Cant be trusted
It ain’t pretty
Runing’ a foul of the law again baby,
You’re headin’ into the jail Yeah.
Your hands are cuffed and you’re losin’ grip quickly
Busted, can you make the bail?
Robbin’ your stuff in Vegas, silly
And Dreamin’ of felon's rap…
Save your tears and laughter because
Those cuffs upon your wrists will slap
It ain’t pretty
Going to jail
It ain’t pretty when you try to take stuff
When its not for sale..
So, if your glad he's busted
OJ Cant be trusted
He ain’t pretty..................
You’re headin’ into the jail, Yeah.
Your hands are cuffed and you’re losin’ grip quickly
Busted, can you make the bail?
Robbin’ your stuff in Vegas, silly
And Dreamin’ of felon's rap…
Save your tears and laughter because
Those cuffs upon your wrists will slap
It ain’t pretty
Going to jail
It ain’t pretty when you try to take stuff
When its not for sale..
If your glad he's busted,
OJ Cant be trusted
It ain’t pretty
When, everything that you do is wrong,
And you feel like you can do as you please yeah!
When those around you
Are ratting you outwards
Because you are a worthless sleeze.
Stealing wont pay in Vegas, baby
And sneakin’ with guns in hotels,
Save your lies and sad excuses
Perhaps you'll sit in jail a spell..
It ain’t pretty
Going to jail
It ain’t pretty when you try to take stuff
When its not for sale..
If your glad he's busted,
OJ Cant be trusted
It ain’t pretty
The party's over
And you're off to jail
The party's over
Bid a fond farewell
The party's over
And the jail time's long
If your glad he's busted,
OJ Cant be trusted
It ain’t pretty
Runing’ a foul of the law again baby,
You’re headin’ into the jail Yeah.
Your hands are cuffed and you’re losin’ grip quickly
Busted, can you make the bail?
Robbin’ your stuff in Vegas, silly
And Dreamin’ of felon's rap…
Save your tears and laughter because
Those cuffs upon your wrists will slap
It ain’t pretty
Going to jail
It ain’t pretty when you try to take stuff
When its not for sale..
So, if your glad he's busted
OJ Cant be trusted
He ain’t pretty..................
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"Oh, it's sharp, babe It's unsheathed, dear
I use it to take your life. .."
This time, lacked knife
He's just a thief here
He's the freak who offed his wife
I use it to take your life. .."
This time, lacked knife
He's just a thief here
He's the freak who offed his wife
I would not be surprised if OJ got killed in jail if he was convicted. There are still so many people, such as Yours Truly that hate his guts. Reading this parody, reading "(If) I Did It" and writing this comment make me want to down a quart of Florida's Natural like the Goldman family wants OJ dead. Maybe I took it a little too far with the last sentence.
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