Song Parodies -> "What You Dating For?"

Original Song Title:

"What You Waiting For?"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Gwen Stefani

Parody Song Title:

"What You Dating For?"

Parody Written by:

Song Spoofs/Parodies

The Lyrics

I following portrayal of "nerds" are complete stereotypes. I simply used them for friendly comical reasons.

How did the years go by?
What a childhood
I've almost finished puberty
Now I've reached nerdhood

Chem I
Stry sets
You like
Don't you?
Sci Fi
Con ventions
You like
Don't you?
(La la la la la)

Like a nerd doing calculus and having fun
Your geeky conversations,
Turn girls off, they wanna run
What if they say that you're a Poindexter?

You talk to them and naturally they freak out
You rant about your pocket protector
And scare them with stamps that you collect
Why do you bother to ask them out?
Oh... oh ohhh

What you dating
What you dating
What you dating
What you dating
What you dating for!?

What you dating
What you dating
What you dating
What you dating
What you dating for!?

Sci ence
Fic tion
You like
Don't you?

Don't take a chance you nerdy tool

Like a hormonal nerd stalking all the girls
You track them on their MySpace
And follow them from place to place
Born to pursue, bloom to fail

Your moment will run out
Cuz of your geekiness
You're doomed to die a virgin and be in the hall of nerdy fame (for sure)
Life is short, you're incapable (uh huh)
Oh... oh ohhh

LOOK INSIDE THE MIRROR NOW!
YOU'RE NOT A SUPER HOT HE-MALE!
YOU"VE GOT PIMPLES AND BRACES OF STEEL!
FOOD GETS CAUGHT IN THEM AT EV'RY MEAL!

What you dating
What you dating
What you dating
What you dating
What you dating for!?

What you dating
What you dating
What you dating
What you dating
What you dating for!?

You can't wait to go
Back and do World of Warcraft
Advance you lots of levels up
Dungeons and Dragons
You hardcore players
Damn, you've got some nerdy style...

GO!
LOOK INSIDE THE MIRROR NOW!
YOU'RE NOT A SUPER HOT HE-MALE!
YOU WEAR SQUARE GLASSES AND SUSPENDERS!
AND YOUR HOBBY IS BUILDING BLENDERS!

What you dating
What you dating
What you dating
What you dating
What you dating for!?

What you dating
What you dating
What you dating
What you dating
What you dating for!?

What you dating for?
What you dating for?
Don't take a chance, you nerdy tool

Don't take a chance, you nerdy tool
What you dating for?
What you dating for?
Don't take a chance, you nerdy tool
Don't take a chance, you nerdy tool

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Tommy Turtle - July 16, 2010 - Report this comment

Another tip: It helps if you at least acknowledge comments from readers, so that they know that you bothered to read the comments; else, why comment? ... reading and voting on others' works also helps get you into circulation.

Song Spoofs/Parodies - July 16, 2010 - Report this comment

(@Tommy Turtle) Sorry, I'll start doing that. Thanks for the tips.

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