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Song Parodies -> "Tool"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Gwen Stefani

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Rex Ungericht

The Lyrics

It's hard to remember how it felt before
Right before that gift from my wife
Making my life lamentable
Must've bought it out of spite

It started with the accidents
I lost a toe, an ear, and something else
So it's quite a miracle that I can say I'm still alive
After my attempts to use
That power tool
To build a stool

The user manual is impossible, but
I tried to use it all the same
Now I'm missing a piece of nose
Think it went down the drain

Dismembered, hurt, and torn apart
The workshop is where the mess was made
Look at my leg, see the bone
After this I'll be walking lame
After my attempts to use
That power tool
To build a stool
Yeah, it's really cruel

And now I think I'm gonna sue for
The overwhelming damage to me
Slicing my fingers off
Intestines hanging out, don't think it will mend
Still, want to use again
That power tool
It looks so cool
I'm such a fool
It makes me drool
Yeah, that power tool

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   7

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Phil Nelson - February 26, 2010 - Report this comment
HIlarious! This should be the theme song to all those shows on tv that involve tools
Matthias - February 27, 2010 - Report this comment
Reminds me of Tim Allen on Home Improvement and how he's always messing things up and putting himself in danger.
Tommy Turtle - February 27, 2010 - Report this comment
Kinda was expecting a song about "your" tool -- which would be a funny follow-up. Having ten thumbs on my four flippers (the math comes out rather strange), I can empathize. I would vote you 555 if I were a little more hand-y. ;)
Abbott Skelding - March 01, 2010 - Report this comment
Nice job! $555 for medical bills.
Agrimorfee - March 03, 2010 - Report this comment
Rex, as far as "Cool" tunes you one-upped Conqueror in the Artistry competition. Let's see how you fare against the others ...
bobpiecheese - March 10, 2010 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Yep, you definitely beat me here, especially on the funny. 555 for certain,
Below Average Dave - March 12, 2010 - Report this comment
That was hilarious Rex, very funny, maximizing a song that gave you so little wiggle room to work with.. .my favorite of the competition.
Rex - March 13, 2010 - Report this comment
Phil: Thanks! Matthias: Danger is the attraction. Ow! D%$# - there goes my left kneecap! TT: If I did *THAT*, I would need a longer song, heh heh. Abbott: My doctor and I thank you. Agri: I slice up the competition. bobpie: Thanks, every once in a while the magic works. BAD: Thanks, and good luck with your Moobs.

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