Uh-uh, breath smells sh*t
All my girls have had teeth like this

Few times you've been eatin' snacks,
But you ain't been cleaning 'em - that's a fact
'Cause they're all just fulla plaque, girl
Your teeth are mouldy black, girl

Few times they been coming slack
'Cause they keep forgetting "clean round the back"
Yeah they're all just fulla plaque, girl
Your breath - it smells like cack, girl

Breath smells sh*t, breath smells sh*t
Breath smells sh*t, breath smells sh*t
Breath smells sh*t, breath smells sh*t
Breath smells sh*t, breath smells sh*t

This bird I knew her teeth were sh*t
And there's nothing she would do to fix it
People see them moudling like that
Making everybody throw up
So I attacked, tried to fight the plaque
Got a new toothbrush, and I scrub her mouth
Tough fight, put her bon-bons down
Getting tooth decay fired up

Few times you've gave floss a whack
And I think you've started to get the knack
But you're still too fulla plaque, girl
Yeah i've been keeping track, girl

Few times your routines been whack
Til I found a brush in some bric-a-brac
And you're still just fulla plaque, girl
The leader of the plaque, girl

Breath smells sh*t, breath smells sh*t
Breath smells sh*t, breath smells sh*t
Breath smells sh*t, breath smells sh*t
Breath smells sh*t, breath smells sh*t

I aint being rude, but you're needing dentures
No rewarding for your misadventures
And the dentist says twice a day, but you only seem to brush one
So i'm gonna fight, never mind if you bawl
And if your teeth fall out then you can keep 'em
That's right it's the last new filling
Another hole gets a crust

Few times we've been going back
And the dentist says that your teeth won't crack
Unless you don't fight the plaque, girl
They better be spick and spack, girl

Few times you been shouting "yack!"
But the mouthwash doesn't quite taste like that
And it's helping fight the plaque, girl
Don't think of eating snacks, girl

Breath smells sh*t, breath smells sh*t
Breath smells sh*t, breath smells sh*t
Breath smells sh*t, breath smells sh*t
Breath smells sh*t, breath smells sh*t

Let me hear you say your teeth are bananas
b-a-n-a-n-a-s
Your breath is horrendous!
h-o-double r-d-oos!
This sh*t is called mouthwash
m-o-u-t-h and wash
And now you've got dentures
De-n-t-u-r-e-s

Few times they've been coming slack
And the dentist's asking "what's the crack?"
'Cause he thinks you're fulla plaque, girl
We don't like fulla plaque girls

Few times we've been praying that
You've got enough floss in your pack
'Cause you're still a fulla plaque, girl
And you're not getting Dak, girl

Breath smells sh*t, breath smells sh*t
Breath smells sh*t, breath smells sh*t
Breath smells sh*t, breath smells sh*t
Breath smells sh*t, breath smells sh*t