What a crappy song
What a farcity
How did this shit get by?
Now it's bloody here

It sucks
It sucks
It sucks
It sucks
It sucks
It sucks
It sucks
It sucks
(Blah blah blah blah blah)

Like a cat in heat stuck in a moving car
What a stupid image,
Slap her squarely in the face,
What if they say that you're a wanker?

Naturally I'm worried if I hear her alone
Who really cares cuz it's your life
Hear her sing and fill with hate
Make a choice and lift the hoe
Oh... oh ohhh

What you looking
What you looking
What you looking
What you looking
What you looking for!?

What you looking
What you looking
What you looking
What you looking
What you looking for!?

It sucks
It sucks
It sucks
It sucks

Now you stab her with the hoe

Like a fucking moron, you're repeating yourself
You know its really shit
Why are you dancing to it then?
Born to fuck up, sink and perish

Your moment will run out
Cuz you sing like an Elk
I know it's all messed up how you got in the UK charts (for sure)
Life is shorter when you're tall (uh huh)
Oh... oh ohhh

LOOK AT YOUR CROTCH NOW!
YOU JUST PISSED YOURSELF LAUGHING!
YOU GOT A WET BIT ON YOUR TROUSERS!
ANDTHERES A PUDDLE ON THE CARPET!

What you looking
What you looking
What you looking
What you looking
What you looking for!?

What you looking
What you looking
What you looking
What you looking
What you looking for!?

I can't wait to go
And get a big pan
Give her lots of broken bones
Okay, Time to go
You Ninja pandas will
Damn, you've got some wicked moves...

OH!
LOOK AT YOUR CROTCH NOW!
YOU JUST PISSED YOURSELF LAUGHING!
YOU GOT A WET BIT ON YOUR TROUSERS!
ANDTHERES A PUDDLE ON THE CARPET!

What you looking
What you looking
What you looking
What you looking
What you looking for!?

What you looking
What you looking
What you looking
What you looking
What you looking for!?

What you looking for?
What you looking for?
Hit her with the fucking hoe

Hit her with the fucking hoe
What you waiting for?
What you waiting for?
Hit her with the fucking hoe
Hit her with the fucking hoe