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Song Parodies -> "Why You Shooping, Whore?"
Original Song Title:
"What You Waiting For"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Gwen Stefani
Parody Song Title:
"Why You Shooping, Whore?"
Parody Written by:
LudaKris42602
The Lyrics
I wrote this in my English class...i think...do YOU know what "shoop" means? That's SHOOPING not SHOPPING!!!
Slip slop slip slop slip slop slip slop
Slip slop slip slop slip slop slip slop
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Like a hotdog in a vacuum
Back of a car
Are you sure that you've ready
You know you could break your jaw
What if the milkshake's not vanilla
Or if it's strawberry because I got it too hard
You should have figured out just what the word shoop means by now
Get your face out of my pants
Ohhh uh ohhh
Why ya shoopin, why ya shoopin
Why ya shoopin, why ya shoopin
Why ya shoopin, why ya shoopin
Why ya shoopin, why ya shoopin, whore
Why ya shoopin, why ya shoopin
Why ya shoopin, why ya shoopin
Why ya shoopin, why ya shoopin
Why ya shoopin, why ya shoopin, whore
Slip slop slip slop slip slop slip slop
Take a breath you stupid ho
Usually it's better
I can do it myself
I can
But never have
Cuz I might impale myself
Well, there's writings on the wall now
But it's another language
It's all blobs
Don't understand
You are so messed up, what do you think this song means
It's as short as a flagpole
Duh!
That's long!
Oh!
Look at your mouth now
You could eat a hula hoop now
You forgot to like my ballsack
and don't leave until I retract
Why ya shoopin, why ya shoopin
Why ya shoopin, why ya shoopin
Why ya shoopin, why ya shoopin
Why ya shoopin, why ya shoopin, whore
Why ya shoopin, why ya shoopin
Why ya shoopin, why ya shoopin
Why ya shoopin, why ya shoopin
Why ya shoopin, why ya shoopin, whore
I can't wait until
I can "shake" your hand
Just take me to Pleasure Land(...hahaha...Anchorman! remember that part of the movie...this isn't part of the song...so don't try singing along w/ it... )
Las Vegas, Disney Land
And maybe Dairy Queen
I just wanna make a stream
WHOA!
Look at your mouth now
You could eat a hula hoop now
You forgot to like my ballsack
and don't leave until I retract
Why ya shoopin, why ya shoopin
Why ya shoopin, why ya shoopin
Why ya shoopin, why ya shoopin
Why ya shoopin, why ya shoopin, whore
Why ya shoopin, why ya shoopin
Why ya shoopin, why ya shoopin
Why ya shoopin, why ya shoopin
Why ya shoopin, why ya shoopin, whore
Why ya shoopin, whore?
Why ya shoopin, whore?
Take a breath you stupid ho!
Why ya shoopin, whore?
Why ya shoopin, whore?
Take a breath you stupid ho!
Why ya shoopin, whore?
Why ya shoopin, whore?
Take a breath you stupid ho!
Slip slop slip slop slip slop slip slop
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Like a hotdog in a vacuum
Back of a car
Are you sure that you've ready
You know you could break your jaw
What if the milkshake's not vanilla
Or if it's strawberry because I got it too hard
You should have figured out just what the word shoop means by now
Get your face out of my pants
Ohhh uh ohhh
Why ya shoopin, why ya shoopin
Why ya shoopin, why ya shoopin
Why ya shoopin, why ya shoopin
Why ya shoopin, why ya shoopin, whore
Why ya shoopin, why ya shoopin
Why ya shoopin, why ya shoopin
Why ya shoopin, why ya shoopin
Why ya shoopin, why ya shoopin, whore
Slip slop slip slop slip slop slip slop
Take a breath you stupid ho
Usually it's better
I can do it myself
I can
But never have
Cuz I might impale myself
Well, there's writings on the wall now
But it's another language
It's all blobs
Don't understand
You are so messed up, what do you think this song means
It's as short as a flagpole
Duh!
That's long!
Oh!
Look at your mouth now
You could eat a hula hoop now
You forgot to like my ballsack
and don't leave until I retract
Why ya shoopin, why ya shoopin
Why ya shoopin, why ya shoopin
Why ya shoopin, why ya shoopin
Why ya shoopin, why ya shoopin, whore
Why ya shoopin, why ya shoopin
Why ya shoopin, why ya shoopin
Why ya shoopin, why ya shoopin
Why ya shoopin, why ya shoopin, whore
I can't wait until
I can "shake" your hand
Just take me to Pleasure Land(...hahaha...Anchorman! remember that part of the movie...this isn't part of the song...so don't try singing along w/ it... )
Las Vegas, Disney Land
And maybe Dairy Queen
I just wanna make a stream
WHOA!
Look at your mouth now
You could eat a hula hoop now
You forgot to like my ballsack
and don't leave until I retract
Why ya shoopin, why ya shoopin
Why ya shoopin, why ya shoopin
Why ya shoopin, why ya shoopin
Why ya shoopin, why ya shoopin, whore
Why ya shoopin, why ya shoopin
Why ya shoopin, why ya shoopin
Why ya shoopin, why ya shoopin
Why ya shoopin, why ya shoopin, whore
Why ya shoopin, whore?
Why ya shoopin, whore?
Take a breath you stupid ho!
Why ya shoopin, whore?
Why ya shoopin, whore?
Take a breath you stupid ho!
Why ya shoopin, whore?
Why ya shoopin, whore?
Take a breath you stupid ho!
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I've read this parody a few times now but I still can't figure out what it's actually about? 323
I know what this is about, and it is funny.
they changed it from l i c k to like !!! it might make more sense now
well...u 4got 2 like my ballsack should b u 4got 2 lick my ballsack...but they changed it...:-(
what is it about?
THINK HARDER!!!!! read it twice if u hafta...Congratulations 2 red ant 4 crackin the code....THINK!!! (remember that song milkshake??)
????? Took me a while to get it. Clever how you disguise phrases like that. Naughty naughty song.
Thanks....I try ;-)
The song?s dirty so sumbit it to WhatFreaks. They?re the site where you submit DIRTY parodies, not Am I Right. The address:www.whatfreaks.com.
Actually it wasn't intended to be dirty...just random. It just kinda turned out this way.
Ha...i just realized that i used 'Why you shooping' too many times...lol
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