Terance-Don't wana be a Canadian Idiot.
I just wanna fart on the media.
And can you hear our sound of hysteria?
I never wanna leave my Canada.

Phillip-We are seen on Canadian stations.
And all across the American Nation.
Scott dosen't even think that we're o.k.
He's a dumbf*** all day.
We're not the ones who're meant to follow.
I'm gonna fart on your face tomorrow!

Terrance-Well I don't want you to blane Canada.
We've been through the redneck town agenda.
Now everyone is seeing the agenda.
We're now in war and all in paranoia.

Phillip-I am glad we're seen all across the nation.
Like 'You can't do that on television.'
Alanis Morisette seems to be o.k.
Will we be on the air tomorrow?
We are the ones you want to follow.
And I think Scott is gay.

Terrance-Don't wanna be a Canadian Idiot.
One world against our media.
Farting gives me a lot of hysteria.
It's going out to South Park Colorado.

Phillip-Don't declare war against our nation.
You have Canadians in your nation.
Everything should now be o.k.
Television dreams of tomorrow.
And we're still gonna fart like there's no tomorrow.