Song Parodies -> "Bully's Karma's So Crummy"

Original Song Title:

"Boulevard of Broken Dreams"

Original Performer:

"Bully's Karma's So Crummy"

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The Lyrics

If i submitted this when i wrote it, if anyonee commented at all it would probably have included a DKTOS. I think the site regulars must know this song by now, though.

I clocked some poser's nose
The nineteenth nose I broke of which I know
Got an overcoat
To store dough some people say that I stole

I'll come back as a flea
‘Cause a bully's karma's so crummy
And bite nobody
And return to this world wearing royal robes

Because I know
That's how it goes

The path I chose
Is one where

My candle will light a holy man on fire
I'll handle money badly and keep stealing
I'll stand by little babies and perspire
When India's my home

Ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha

They think I'm confused
And Vishnu thinks mine are stupid views
I'll win and they'll lose, I will get
To wear the royal robes

And someday some how
I will move up enough to be a cow
A long time from now, to get there I must scowl
And then wreck your nose

I'll wreck your nose
And take your dough

To save my soul
Because I

Adopted the Hindu faith just last December
I want it so that I can keep on living
It seems I'm much different from other members
Who wouldn't clock a nose

Oh well oh well oh
Oh well oh well oh

I wrecked my sister's teeth
When I pulled the carpet from her feet
Due to my beliefs
And my mean folks said tough I'm on my own

I need to go to the land I so admire
Can't seem to pay for that my victims sued me
I can't keep jobs my actions get me fired
What now? I do not know

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2nz - February 22, 2005 - Report this comment

I gotta say I didn't like this one that much. Some clever pacing subs, including 'clock a nose', but I found the plot kinda hard to follow. Bit rough, but clever and involving a sister getting clocked. That's always a plus, but it would have been funnier if she got up and clocked you back.

Jeff Reuben - February 23, 2005 - Report this comment

What 2nz said. Good idea for the song, and some good lines.

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