I talk on every board,
Chatting with Arwen or Florio,
Ghetto comes and goes,
But its home to me and I type alone.
I surf this awesome site,
On the Messageboard of AmIRight,
With the lefts and rights,
Just like William Tong and I type alone
I type alone
I type alone
I type alone
I type a...


The "Bong Song"s the only song that's big and by me,
The gags and farts are getting old and freaky.
Sometimes I wish someone would comment something.
Till then I type alone

La-La La-La La-La Ahhh
Ga-Ga Ga-Ga Ahh
I'm checking out a post,
By some guy whose nickname is Philbo,
Also Wolverose, Chucky too,
And dude, I type alone
Read the parody rhymes of what's
Yucked up and what is plagerized,
Votes are gone with time, yes, I'm still alive
And I type alone
I type alone
I type alone
I type alone
I type a...

The "Bong Song"s the only song that's big and by me,
The gags and farts are getting old and freaky.
Sometimes I wish someone would comment something.
Till then I type alone

Ba-Ba Ba-Ba Ba-Ba Bahhh.
Yah, Yah-Yah Yah-Yah
I type alone
I type a...

I'm unknown on this site,
On the Messageboard of AmIRight,
Where Brattoni types,
And I'm the unknown one and I type a..

The "Bong Song"s the only song that's big and by me,
The gags and farts are getting old and freaky.
Sometimes I wish someone would comment something.
Till then I type alone