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Song Parodies -> "Kavanaugh"
Original Song Title:
"Holiday"
Original Performer:
Green Day
Parody Song Title:
"Kavanaugh"
Parody Written by:
Spindini
The Lyrics
Choosing him, it was never right
When we heard that you handpicked him that night (hey!)
No light, Ruth and Stephen will stay and fight
See the retired Kennedy
Now we're done and we're all in jeopardy (hey!)
You see, how lost and ruined we will have to be
I beg to hate and differ from who put him there
This is the reckoning of those who don't care
Brett Kavanaugh
See the hard split of five to four
If someone leaves soon, it could just be more (hey!)
What for, he surely soon will close the door
Can I say that we can't win (won't win)
Decisions in the hands of five bad men (hey!)
The end, we'll never do what's good again
I beg to hate and differ from who put him there
This is the reckoning of those who don't care
Brett Kavanaugh
"The creepy injustice who can't keep level has the floor"
Tell us all about what had happened
Lots of hate is your punishment
I will say it never happened
That you just hate your government
Down down go the grand decisions
Remove the four who don't agree
Even the swing vote's surely ours now
And so help you when it's 6-3
Just cause
Just cause
Because no Merrick yeah!
I beg to hate and differ from who put him there
This is the reckoning of those who don't care
I beg to hate and differ from who put him there
This is the reckoning of those who don't care
This is not fair, Brett Kavanaugh
When we heard that you handpicked him that night (hey!)
No light, Ruth and Stephen will stay and fight
See the retired Kennedy
Now we're done and we're all in jeopardy (hey!)
You see, how lost and ruined we will have to be
I beg to hate and differ from who put him there
This is the reckoning of those who don't care
Brett Kavanaugh
See the hard split of five to four
If someone leaves soon, it could just be more (hey!)
What for, he surely soon will close the door
Can I say that we can't win (won't win)
Decisions in the hands of five bad men (hey!)
The end, we'll never do what's good again
I beg to hate and differ from who put him there
This is the reckoning of those who don't care
Brett Kavanaugh
"The creepy injustice who can't keep level has the floor"
Tell us all about what had happened
Lots of hate is your punishment
I will say it never happened
That you just hate your government
Down down go the grand decisions
Remove the four who don't agree
Even the swing vote's surely ours now
And so help you when it's 6-3
Just cause
Just cause
Because no Merrick yeah!
I beg to hate and differ from who put him there
This is the reckoning of those who don't care
I beg to hate and differ from who put him there
This is the reckoning of those who don't care
This is not fair, Brett Kavanaugh
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A well remembered story of Brett for 2019. 5's all around.
Well remembered? You mean like "star witness" Christine Ballsy Ford, who could barely recall the decade her alleged rape happened, let alone who all was there? If ya want a better song on this topic, I recommend mine: http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/vanhalen97.shtml
@L.D., If anything, Brett probably had a better memory than Christine on the matter. I liked the song you linked btw.
I don’t care if it happened or not, LD, and I can live with Brett, but can you fluffing leave Ginsburg out of it?! I hold her in VERY high regard. And she is nice to Brett.
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