-> "St. Patrick's Day"
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"St. Patrick's Day"
Hear them sing out an Irish refrain
Drinking down without any goddamn shame (Ai!)
A game, March 17 always the same
What a whole bunch of malarkey (Ai!)
Wear green, the company dropped dress codes today
This holiday’s dif’rent from all the other kinds
The one that lets us get blitzed out of our minds
St. Patrick’s Day!
Hear The Pogues pounding out their rhymes
And shite The Rovers are now pressed for time (Ai!)
And Flogging Molly’s on the ailing side
Can I get another slainte! (Slainte!)
Time to down another pint or two, or ten (Ai!)
I gag, a drastic drag, not a compliment
Irish you say, but I’m really quite surprised
I see Raoul and Jose blink their wild Irish eyes!
St. Patrick’s Day!
(The representative for New Hibernia has the floor…)
St. Pat was no resident Gaelic
Step away from your push for Lent
Didn’t bless no sacred shamrocks
Where has your four-leaf clover went?
Wang dang, behind smoky glass, lad
Killed all the snakes? I don’t agree
Do admire the land of Eire
‘Cause there St. Pat’s not a party!
Just ‘cause, just ‘cause
It’s just not their cause, yeah!
So you can binge all night with all those crazy guys
But in the morning have regrets, is that wise?
Go wear the green and fill your lake with color dyes
Go hang with Bono and the ghost of James Joyce!
And damn your eyes, St. Patrick’s Day!!
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