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Song Parodies -> "Trip To Transylvania"

Original Song Title:

"Jesus of Suburbia"

Original Performer:

Green Day

Parody Song Title:

"Trip To Transylvania"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

(1.Trip To Transylvania)
Something that just seemed like fun
A trip to Transylvania
A survival run while avoiding bugs
Nothing to be frightened of
Dracula is just a myth
Only real bats fly, vampires go to hell!
It’s stuff they all sell
For goth teens to commiserate with

And so on ‘Twilight’ I spit phlegm
That just doesn’t scare me, Clem!
This is what I perceive
I don’t believe in them!

Don’t need a strong garlic fix
Nor a sacred crucifix
In midnight gloom,”just give me the broom,”
My buddy Otto starts to say
Sweeps leaves from inside our tent
Then says, “Hey, it’s time we spent
A skinny dip
Dude, don’t be a drip
Come on, let’s go swim, do a strip!”

In the moonlight there will be
Nothing much for us to see
And vampires are make believe
There’s nothing there to see!

(2. Fearing The Undead)
As we trod the musty earth
See the grungy spots
In the cemetery, we walk amongst the plots
Say Otto, hear a wolf cry?

He says, “Hope it’s all the wind, yes”
But that’s so lame
And suddenly my heart doesn’t beat too tame
It’s beating double time

Really, in my head
I start thinking about Bela Lugosi
Signs are pointing to doom here
Right now feeling jammed
Lost passion for skinny-dipping today
Otto doesn’t seem to care

“I need to go pee-pee”
It’s the nature’s call
So Otto swims to shore
And he starts to crawl
And I stand in loneliness

I don’t worry much
Then I get quite concerned
That Otto’s potty break
Is now way past it’s turn
It should be a minute or less

Is it in my head,
With the thoughts of some cheap horror movie?
Why misleading night sounds here?
Nerves are getting crammed
Lost Otto, you filthy bastard goofy--
You seem to have disappeared…


(3. I’m So Scared)
What’s that there?! Don’t look, don’t!
What’s that there?! Don’t look, don’t!
What’s that there, in the moon glare?!

Not a bear, ain’t no joke!
Not a bear, ain’t no joke!
Not a bear, standing right there!!

Fangs are bared, oh god no!
Fangs are bared, oh god no!
Fangs are bared, get out of here!!

I’m so scared, it’s The Count!
I’m so scared, it’s The Count!
I’m so scared, that’s him right there!


It’s a vampire, holy shit!
Wants to see my neck get bit
It’s survival time, now get brave!
Or he’ll send me to his grave!
Wish I had phone to call police!
So exit stage right and run due east!
I neeed a cross and a bible, too!
This trip in Transylvania

They aren’t make believe
And oh God, it’s chasing me!
They aren’t make believe (is this my last goodbye?)
Now it’s chasing me
I am so scared! (ooh!ooh!ooh!)
It's not fair!! (ooh!ooh!ooh!))
Running scared!!
Will I be spared? (ooh!ooh!ooh!) (ARRRGGHH!)
Sacre merde!

(4. It Wants My Blood)
It wants my blood, and I hear it’s hissing
I can’t remember a time with so much running!
This trip’s lamented, and I’m so perturbed
Don’t want a life where I will daily get interred

Next time I travel, think I will avoid
All Eastern Europe and just visit Perth Amboy
My life was perfect, now I’m so abused
Chased by this vampire nerd, just need to cut him loose (AHH!)

(5. The Final Reel)
Must live...try not to heave
Otto must save me
Must run...just run, I say!
Must try...don’t bob and weave

Now I…look behind
That vampire, he keep fucking tries
I just...keep breath in fits
A strong… ironic twist
‘Cause I run…I run to train
For the trials…of Olympics

Now I’m…running blind
That vampire he keep fucking tries
But I’m…feeling fine
Just dreaming of that Finish Line
Just make good time!!

Thank God the daylight came!
I start to sermonize
There was no grave that he could go
The Count, he was such a pain
But he’s been neutralized
Piles of ashen-white and broken…..

I’m leaving! I’m leaving! I’m leaving! Yes I’m going home!!
Copright 2011, Agrimorfee.

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Abbott Skelding - July 28, 2011 - Report this comment
Great job! This is definitely better than my JoS spoof. Nice work!
Old Man Ribber - July 28, 2011 - Report this comment
Agri - Happy Halloween! I always found it curious that Vlad Tepes (the historical figure who supposedly inspired the Dracula legends) was actually the prince of neighboring Wallachia. No matter - this is ghoulishly good! ;D
Peter Andersson - July 28, 2011 - Report this comment
Darn, this song's so long it's almost immortal. I'm surprised you didn't keep it in the coffin for Halloween! :-)
John Barry - July 28, 2011 - Report this comment
Great bloodthirsty epic!
Matthias - July 28, 2011 - Report this comment
There's no problem with getting a head start on Halloween. It's my favorite time of year! I'm glad you were able to pull off something great with this (your first... But hopefully not last Green Day song!)
Broabetes - July 28, 2011 - Report this comment
Props on actually finishing this song I've tried numerous times and I'm never able to finish
Abbott Skelding - August 09, 2011 - Report this comment
Just as good the second time around, great work!
Blaydeman - August 17, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Lots of writing skill in this one. Great job!
Jeff Reuben - August 18, 2011 - Report this comment
Very nice job on a long song. I'm impressed with how you kept the song going without getting boring or repetitive. Nice job!
Rex - August 21, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Are you sure it wasn't just The Count from Sesame Street? "One! One Agrimorfee! Ah-ah-ah-ah!" Epic work here.
bobpiecheese - August 21, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Fantastic parody here, even with the odd pacing misstep. Kudos for keeping the story engaging the whole way through. 555 for you, sir! Bluh!
Below Average Dave - August 22, 2011 - Report this comment
I remember doing this song, the hardest thing is simply keeping a theme together when the original song doesn't do so. . .it's really kind of five totally separate tracks turned into a mix that was labelled as one long song (I don't think Green Day can actually make a song longer than 5:00 that wasn't like this--don't mean that as I dig as everyone knows my opinion of Green Day--they just aren't an epic kind of band). . .any way--this was really fun Agri, some people love Christmas year round (why is beyond me, that holiday is FAR too expensive) I am a Halloween kind of guy--give me a reason to wear strange clothes and imitate whoever I want??? It'd be like Lady GaGa became the NORM not the EXCEPTION--so I love Halloween parodies--even two months ahead of Halloween:)
brightCAP - August 13, 2012 - Report this comment
>This song could've easily become boring but you oranized it well and committed to keeping the story going. Nice vampire references throughout! >Favorite line: Thank God the daylight came! I start to sermonize
Mark Scotti - August 17, 2012 - Report this comment
(ABC) Tough one to pull off, but you really sank your "teeth" into it...LOL I vant to geev yu fives!!!
Porfle Popnecker - August 19, 2012 - Report this comment
Good one.
bobpiecheese - August 23, 2012 - Report this comment
(ABC) See above!
Abbott Skelding - August 23, 2012 - Report this comment
Just as funny on the third read! Great work!
Blaydeman - August 23, 2012 - Report this comment
(ABC) See above^^^

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