-> "21st Century Meltdown"
Original Song Title:
"21st Century Breakdown"
Parody Song Title:
"21st Century Meltdown"
The Lyrics
Economy's slippin', all my stocks have fell
Home loans crumbled, Unemployment swelled
My wallet's torn, and the interest ain't fun
We were all blind, 401K is done
My future prospects are zero
We'll never make it without an honest hero
21st century meltdown
Car dealers lost and small guys all drowned
The cost of college is blowing my mind
It's our world's current financial flat line
Jobs are flying due to lies and greed
All the pink slips as the working class bleeds
Circuit City took a huge fall
As do all the stores at all our malls
We have no bank exec heroes
We'll never make it back up to zero
21st century meltdown
We once were rich but we've all hit the ground
Our credit cards losing the light they once had
The past three years have really been quite sad
Can't find a job with any meaning
Cannot get past this deep credit screening
We get the fall out of mortgage decline
Fueled by the bastards who imposed such high fines
Cheap gas is all gone
For cash we long
Bail out the fascist rich guys
Increasing health care scrap education
Can't tell if Flor'da's alive
We are the nation
Who had to much price
But now all our finances slowed
The blood of the poor
Got no money to spend
As our unrest overflows
hey, hey, hey
We've heard all the lies
and we hate the bad taste
Just give us the cash, we'll be sold
Hey save us the lectures
and fix what you've breached
That's what the bankers should be told
Detroit's on the ledge
Most are leaving L.A.
The Midwest is over-count the days
We're stuck waiting for a boon
We're out of time
Pay day is our saving grace
Return liberty
Both parties have strayed
It's the lies that anger me
I've paid all my fines
So vote, America, Vote
Kick them on the streets
Get both parties gone
So speak, America, Speak
Say what we all think
Our future is gone
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