Song Parodies -> Science Teacher
| Original Song Title: | "American Idiot" |
| Original Performer: | Green Day |
| Parody Song Title: | "Science Teacher" |
| Parody Written by: | Baron |
I made this because i started feeling sorry for my science teacher because of all the hell he got
Don't wanna be a science teacher
Don't wanna teach a class full of dickheads
I would rather just drop dead
what the fucks a command processing overhead
Welcome to a new kind of tension.
I’d do English and comprehension
Everything is meant to be okay.
math and art are so fucking easy
But science makes me uneasy
Convincing them to be good
Well maybe I’m the retard for joining
this fucking school It’s so god damn annoying
I don’t even get paid alot
I would be happier if I got shot
Welcome to a new kind of tension.
I shouldn’t give them attention
I shouldn’t waste my time on these dicks.
Now I’m dreaming of killing myself
I bought a gun it’s on my shelf
I’m going to blow my brains out
Don't wanna be a Science teacher
But look now I’m fucked up worse than Hitler
My house is shit and I don’t have a car
What happened to becoming an opera star
Welcome to a new kind of tension.
I’ll just give them all detentions
Everything will soon be okay
and now I’m getting my payback
I started up a business called tic tac
And I just quit teaching
Don't wanna teach a class full of dickheads
I would rather just drop dead
what the fucks a command processing overhead
Welcome to a new kind of tension.
I’d do English and comprehension
Everything is meant to be okay.
math and art are so fucking easy
But science makes me uneasy
Convincing them to be good
Well maybe I’m the retard for joining
this fucking school It’s so god damn annoying
I don’t even get paid alot
I would be happier if I got shot
Welcome to a new kind of tension.
I shouldn’t give them attention
I shouldn’t waste my time on these dicks.
Now I’m dreaming of killing myself
I bought a gun it’s on my shelf
I’m going to blow my brains out
Don't wanna be a Science teacher
But look now I’m fucked up worse than Hitler
My house is shit and I don’t have a car
What happened to becoming an opera star
Welcome to a new kind of tension.
I’ll just give them all detentions
Everything will soon be okay
and now I’m getting my payback
I started up a business called tic tac
And I just quit teaching
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