Smoke is stealing things, he's an idiot
He took away Yuri Sakazaki's sports bra
He's also took the black pants off Sub-Zero
I wish he'd act as better as an anti-hero

Smoke was a kleptomaniac
Who else is going to strike back
Well, everything still wasn't okay
Somebody chase him as fast as they can
Because he's getting very way out of hand
Don't have to debate or argue

Kurtis Stryker's Jericho 941
That Smoke had stolen, it was his favorite gun
Now guess who had stolen Ermac's wallet
It's Smoke, who wanted to buy some Polly Pocket

Smoke was a kleptomaniac
Stealing Liu Kang's packs of Tic Tac
Well, everybody's not feeling happy then
Who cares if Smoke gets what he really wants
He'll be the guy that we have to haunt
No time to debate or ague

Smoke is stealing things, what an idiot
Robbed a fan club for New England Patriots
He took away a stereo boombox
And a leftover Domino's pizza box

Smoke was a kleptomaniac
Looked like a "periwinkle Cyrax"
And many people are just getting upset
He got away with the invincible star
That came from Super Mario Kart
Let's report that to the new Lin Kuei